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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

Everybody's not going to make me close these comments right? Right?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Certainly I'm not. Unless this comment does. Because I'm not planning on making any others.

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Amezed's avatar

Right! :)

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

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diane's avatar

I love you, dearest.

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Dick Fritter's avatar

I would not want to piss you off Your Divine Editrix!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

:hugs: Just because.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I solemnly swear on the memory box of my beloved Nellie B. Hound I am here to give TFG well deserved grief, according to the well spelled out and thoughtful ruled, designed to keep this a lively, kind, if rowdy place.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

Seems like TFG is not the only thin-skinned one.

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

Nope. I can be prone to emotionally raw word vomit, but I'm not totally off the rails.

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

No, ma'am. Besides, this is about PAB and his dementia follies, right?

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

I wondered what Rebecca was talking about (I missed the big Wonkette hoo-ha, I lead a sheltered life), then I went to Instagram. So many people I had to unfollow! So many accounts that, while not actually celebrating the attack, at least found it very easy to defend it! God bless Rebecca for keeping us safe from that shit over here!

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RogationDays's avatar

Thank you! I promise to be good

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

thank you, Rebecca!

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Edith Prickly's avatar

I don't have any trouble understanding that terrorist attacks are bad.

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YaJagoff's avatar

I may be dumb but I'm NOT plum dumb.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

I may be plum dumb but I'm NOT Trump dumb.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I may be dumb, but I'm NOT Dump dumb.

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Lemonhead's avatar

Thank you for putting your foot down!

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Did he say even one word that meant anything? Did it mean anything to the angry ancients in the crowd? He could just make random loud noises with the occasional Obama and Biden in there and he'd get the same effect. My God what's the matter with these people?

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Christian Connor's avatar

I mean, it's no surprise to see that Trump and I fundamentally disagree on something. But, still, Hamas have been breathtakingly stupid here. Considering how much planning went into this, I can't figure what positive outcome they imagined for the Palestinians.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

You listen to Trump’s babbling decline, and it’s shocking, like nothing I’ve ever seen in the history of the world, folks, a big guy like me gets tears in his eyes. And then you read the transcript. And some very rich people and their wool hatted, Jesus-bothering allies may bring him back as president.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

“ because they’re vicious and they’re smart, and boy are they vicious, because nobody’s ever seen the kind of sight that we’ve seen, nobody’s ever seen it.” - he sounds like he’s about to break out into song here. 🙄 Why is he still let out in a public without a shock collar?

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SaltyCat's avatar

Gawd how amazing that would be (the shock collar that is)

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

It’s definitely a thought!

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

"So yes, Trump is attacking Israel and calling the terrorists “very smart.” It’s because Trump’s feelings are hurt."

Yeah.

That's basically all it takes for him to attack a country whose civilians were attacked and to praise the attackers for doing that.

This is the guy that many Americans still want for their President.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

he is a traitor - he is not a patriot - he and his supporters need to be publicly dragged as unAmerican at every opportunity. its the only way to peel some of his base off - their identity as true americans is more important to them than supporting trump

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Yeah, I’m afraid they’re too far gone for that calculus. To them, Trump is the alpha and the omega and all must praise him or be un-American themselves.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"...their identity as true americans" IS "supporting trump." All one does by telling them otherwise is to compel them to dig deeper into their delusion.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

I'm not taking THAT bet....

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Love you dear Queen!!!

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

“nobody’s ever seen the kind of sight that we’ve seen.” Unless you’re aware of history. Really any history at all. Or even just watched “Game of Thrones”

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Not gonna.

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Dave M's avatar

Wait, Joe Biden is old?! Why didn't anybody tell me?!

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Some people are saying he's so old that voting for a treasonous fascist is a better option.

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Jono Moles's avatar

I posted the first part of his speech to ChatGPT and asked it to estimate the education level of the speaker:

. This was part of the reply:

"The informal language and sentence structure suggest that the person may not have received a formal education beyond high school or may not frequently engage in formal or academic writing."

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Amezed's avatar

Hahaha! Well done!

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

A generous assessment.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

No kidding. I have high school sophomores in my special education classes that do a better job than this.

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Dick Fritter's avatar

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Jared fix everything in the Middle East? He walked away with $2 billion. Take that Hunter Biden.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, but I am reserving judgement till we see Jared's dickpics.

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Dick Fritter's avatar

Oh, that would not be genteel... And we know the Rethugs are all about decorum!

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Randy Bender's avatar

Yeah he's a total deranged psychopath... but Joe Biden wore tennis shoes, and his dog bit a bunch of people, and gas prices are high--AND HEEZ OLD!--so we must let the Republinazis have their fascism and install $hitler as AmeriKKKa's dictator forever.

Enjoy Armageddon : )

Love,

The MSM

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I wouldn't have lifted the ban yet.

Hopefully we can avoid the jingoistic super-patriotic bloodlust that followed 9/11.

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Barney Rubble's avatar

The great middle finger of doom has been lifted. Let's all be civil and shit.

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