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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Columbus Dispatch is filled with letters demanding that Les Wexner get his due process before his name is removed from any building at Ohio State University.

I'd like to see a Venn diagram of those letter writers who also wrote letters to the editor demanding due process for Hunter Biden.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. We the People are not distracted. Chant with me: epstein! Epstein!! EPstein!!!! EPSTEIN!!!!!!!! E-P-S-T-E-I-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And our newest chant:

You're protecting pedophiles

Now release the Epstein files

N-O-W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Bowen's avatar

Wait, I thought that Rupes was married to Jerry Hall (ex-Mick Jagger, ex-Bryan Ferry)! He turned her in for a younger model?

Hank Napkin's avatar

BIBLE CONFIRMED: DEATH BY STONING

"I thought they said 'Hey! Zeus!'" is not an acceptable excuse.

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

Ya know the difference between us and MAGA? Well, one of many? None of us are trying to defend Kathy Ruemuller, former Obama aide, even though she’s supposedly on our side.”

Hank Napkin's avatar

"For did not the Bible foretell of the Swifer® and Lo! there came the Swifer®. And did not the Bible foretell of the Wet Wipe™, and the coming of the Abomination of the Pull Tab? Yea! Verily it did. And did not the Lord Bless and Warn of all things and at all times? On knees repeat this: 'Bless and Warn! Bless and Warn!"

IAmArlo's avatar

Gah! Please do not make me see that Epstein birthday message ever again.

Richard S's avatar

Or that Jesus Trump image.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

God, on his substack, has a pic of Jesus with the Sacred Heart labelled "Doctor - Adult Costume."

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"Many Epstein conspiracy theorists have long counted themselves amongst Trump's most ardent supporters. They believe that Epstein's death in prison was not a suicide, as the FBI has found. And for years they have insinuated that the government was involved with some sort of cover-up,"

And they are correct! Epstein was suicided during Trump 1. The same/worse criminal organization is in charge again.

tehbaddr's avatar

Actually, "the chickenhawk special" is young twinks at the House Republican Member Retreat, or CPAC!

VwllssWndr's avatar

*talks in Foghorn Leghorne voice*

Stulexington's avatar

Favourite Leghorn quote:

"Boy I say boy! You are about to exceed the limitations of my medication."

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

Boys, ah say, BOYS! Whar can a big, uh, ROOSTER find me some o’ them thar boys?”

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Back in the day, James Carville came to Columbus, Ohio to help with a political campaign. A college intern (male) was assigned to drive him around.

At the end of the day, Carville asked the intern where he could get some poontang.

The intern didn't know what he was talking about.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"the chickenhawk special" is the name of Matt Schlapp's minivan.

verne's avatar

and ''beard'' is the name of mercedes's amc pacer

Viole Falusche's avatar

Is that floating arsehole, er, "head," at the top, supposed to be "Charlie" Kirk? It looks more like Matt Gaetz. And whose head is that, above Putie's? Orban's? It looks more like that NCIS Gibbs character. Please advise; inquiring minds want to know!

AJ Milne's avatar

Being a bit persnickety, dunno I’d call it a bad week for Drumpf exactly as long as his lying pathetic ass is out of prison, and not in exile. As he has long belonged in the former, and at least if he were forced to do the latter, justice is maybe actually getting somewhere. But I guess, you know, relatively.

Mind, for his various crimes against girls and women and various minorities and oh pretty much everyone else and democracy I dunno his having to drool for his supper in Moscow is at all enough either. At this stage seems to me little that could be done to him would really seem adequate atonement. He’ll die too soon to suffer enough, really.

Seek's avatar

re: the video - Wow what a mullet the guitarist has. I forgot or never noticed that. IMO all of their videos need more John Taylor and less Simon LeBon for the aesthetics.

tehbaddr's avatar

It's a pop new Wave boy band, although a good one. Has to be lots of singer in the vid!

LyftControlledCities's avatar

Hey, they got to do a James bond theme song!

tehbaddr's avatar

Yes, a not very good one, along with that Wild Boys tune. The were very stagnant at the time. Seven and the Ragged Tiger was the start of a dismal time for them as far as quality of music.

Seek's avatar

Okay, but by all measures Taylor is much better looking … I’m sure the band would be better remembered if they’d taken my managerial and artistic advice back in the day.

Alpaca22's avatar

Back in the day, Simon Le Bon's future wife worked at a modelling agency in the v small Uk town I lived in. She was a really lovely woman. He was a also a lovely low key guy. He was considered more photogenic than any others in the band

Seek's avatar

I saw something recently with the two of them and they seem lovely. Their kids are grown and not horrible so that just speaks well of them. Back in ye olden days of my youth I was team Taylor and thought Simon was pretty average. I suspected Taylor had no interest in being the “front man” and left that to the singer. I wasn’t much of a pop new wave person and never so much as bought an album of theirs.

tehbaddr's avatar

It was basically Nick and Simon's band. Nick wrote and produced almost all their stuff except the lyrics.

AJ Milne's avatar

“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” he said. “It’s not my language. It’s not my words.”

(… laughs…)

(Cf. Austin Powers ‘it’s not my bag, baby’.)

Mavenmaven's avatar

"who was deported to Brazil allegedly following Zampolli’s request to Kristi Noem’s ICE"

lovely person to send out on diplomacy missions!

Seek's avatar

All the Be Best People!

verne's avatar

crickets from dartmouth's spin team about renaming the ''black visual arts center''

"M"'s avatar

Who with the what now ...