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Every insult he hurled during the campaign he was guilty of, only much more so.

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I'm reminded of Londo and Lord Refa.

Except that Londo was smart, empathetic, and a patriot.

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We're all gonna get laid!

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If I remember correctly, he was actually better than the professional players.

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Man. It's like you're in the room with them.

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McCain's been diagnosed with a brain tumor. Maybe he'll become DGAF McCain.

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I hear tell he's heading to my old stomping grounds, Youngstown, Ohio.

Donnie's had a pretty shit couple of weeks, and he needs a nice old campaign rally to recharge his batteries and get a stiffie.

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Shouldn't the children be mentioned as well, or is that just Bush-era crap that's been thrown to the wayside?

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They can't go on vacation, but he's off to the golf course every Thursday night for a long weekend?

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Exactly! Trump and the GOTP have been doing sone mighty impressive projection. If there were an Olympic medal for projection there would be a lot of ties for gold, silver, and bronze medals.

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They're relabeled. The old label said "Hunt's", because Heinz is married to a fucking Democrat.

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That's exactly what I was gonna say. Keep the Melvins out of this BIG FAT AMERICAN SHIT SANDWICH.Sorry for swearing...and the caps. But, something for the love of everlovin' god MUST remain unsullied by the current predicament.(Did I just suggest that The Melvins are unsullied?)

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I propose a ban on the word "let" when discussing health care.We shouldn't cede a damn thing to these people, starting with the basis terminology. Republicans use the phrase "let Obamacare fail" to mask their sabotage, plainly obvious to anyone with 2 working brain cells. But the rethugs aren't whistling this phrase to us here- it's for their base Storm Trumpers whose main concern is that some taker is going to get a chance to stay alive, and also for their .01% funders who have the strategic concern of seeing as many potential Librel voters perish as possible. It's the Republican Final Solution to the problem of too many potential Democratic voters.

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Obama gave them a republican plan , they called it after him , now they've got nowhere to go , THAT'S 12 dimensional chess

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Anybody notice that the acronym for BCRA would be pronounced buckra? Maybe the white men needed to name it after themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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