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"Melon" is going to be my takeaway from this hellscape.

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Good. This is a giant tell re: his state of mind (as if we needed more). Why would he give a fuck what her decorating choices are? Why would he invest any energy in controlling those details? It’s beyond pleasing to know that he’s now completely miserable in every microscopic facet of his fetid existence. May his miseries be abundant for all his days.

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Well, obviously the repository to Camp David were a gift to Biden. 😬😬😬

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They are unable to find anything better to do with their money. They do not want it taxed, they do not want to help poor people, home renovation PROBABLY ends up getting absorbed into their business expenses because their homes are considered "work places," so they probably bring their tax burden down.

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He wasn't just mad, reportedly. He HEREBY ORDERED the new things removed! Finally, a Trump order somebody actually has to follow!

They should get a court to block it just for LOLs.

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Can a divorce be near?

I'm thinking "yes."

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Thank you, Wonkette. We must never forget about Melon or her rose words.

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I remember reading that he pulled this with Ivana’s goofy ass when they were remodeling the Plaza.. so, this is going to be over. Any word on those other 5 languages Melania speaks?

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I'd be real worried about bugs at Camp David. The electronic type.

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