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The Mighty Ox's avatar

"They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week." TFG sure as shit didn't want to send money to help Puerto Rico when they needed it after Hurricane Maria.

insert_something_creative's avatar

Yeah, I feel like he was confused (shocking, I know) and must have been thinking about Puerto Rico because we don't send money to Cuba?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I noticed the first cactus buds. Parodia werneri beat Echinocereus triglochidiatus by a few days.

davebarnes's avatar

Not viceroy. Marco as Gauleiter of Cuba.

Tessie's avatar

"I do believe I'll have the honor of taking Cuba."

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You are nowhere near smart enough to be pretentious, Fatass.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

My favorite story about the CIA’s assassination attempts of Castro is the exploding cigars. That’s some serious Bugs Bunny shit.

Tessie's avatar

"Bernie X" from the old "National Lampoon" went on a rant about the CIA and Cuba, the only part of which I remember now is, "They did everything but put cornflakes in Castro's bed."

kckitty's avatar

Stunning and awesome series that I would never have encountered in my white bread life! Thank you so much!!!

ShrillKitty's avatar

♬ Greenland Canada Iran Cuba and Venezuela

They're not just for deporting your tio and your abuela

They're also places where the US may just come invade ya

Greenland Canada Iran Cuba and Venezuela!

(Umm-kiddie-diddle-ittl-umm-diddled-I, umm-kiddie-diddle-ittl-umm-Epstein files) ♬

Tessie's avatar

Still better than "We Didn't Start the Fire".

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Cuba libre. Ahora y siempre.

I Stedman's avatar

Coca-Cola with real cocaine this time! The Original recipie!!

Goonemeritus's avatar

I worry that Trump couldn't take over Rhode Island at High Tide.

Tessie's avatar

Every single person I know from Rhode Island could kick his ass without even breaking a sweat.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Appears that, for the present anyway, he's forgotten about taking over Greenland. The easy way or the hard way. But we can be sure that even with his Swiss-cheese brain, he hasn't forgotten the Epstein files and is desperate as ever to distract from those.

eo's avatar

Don't forget another interest that both Trump and Michael Jackson had: sexually abusing minors.

Michael Bowen's avatar

First thing I thought of. I didn't realize that MJ had financial problems toward the end of his life. I know his record sales had been falling off.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Well, there goes our Element of Surprise.

"M"'s avatar

Good

May all his attempted incursions and excursions be cursed, always

beb's avatar

So all of Cuba's problems can be traced to the US. That seems parr for the course..

knockedoutloaded's avatar

anybody hear of Haiti? cough cough!

"M"'s avatar

That's the thing about colonialist and imperalist greed

Not like people haven't been warning about that for CENTURIES

James's avatar

Yippee kai Cuba libre, motherfucker.

GiggleSnort's avatar

There's a report that a U.K. envoy serving as technical expert at the U.S.-Iran nuclear discussions in Geneva believed we were making progress towards a workable nuclear deal with Iran, before Trump decided to do WAR (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/17/uk-security-adviser-attended-us-iran-talks-and-judged-deal-was-within-reach). It was never about the nukes. It was about the oil, and Trump trying to reverse history so that Iran becomes our lapdog again.

Tessie's avatar

Please correct me if I am wrong, but didn't President Obama have a written agreement in place with Iran about No nukes, and Lord Goldfish tore it up because shitting on Obama is one of the few things he cares about?