"They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week." TFG sure as shit didn't want to send money to help Puerto Rico when they needed it after Hurricane Maria.
"Bernie X" from the old "National Lampoon" went on a rant about the CIA and Cuba, the only part of which I remember now is, "They did everything but put cornflakes in Castro's bed."
Appears that, for the present anyway, he's forgotten about taking over Greenland. The easy way or the hard way. But we can be sure that even with his Swiss-cheese brain, he hasn't forgotten the Epstein files and is desperate as ever to distract from those.
Please correct me if I am wrong, but didn't President Obama have a written agreement in place with Iran about No nukes, and Lord Goldfish tore it up because shitting on Obama is one of the few things he cares about?
"They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week." TFG sure as shit didn't want to send money to help Puerto Rico when they needed it after Hurricane Maria.
Yeah, I feel like he was confused (shocking, I know) and must have been thinking about Puerto Rico because we don't send money to Cuba?
I noticed the first cactus buds. Parodia werneri beat Echinocereus triglochidiatus by a few days.
Not viceroy. Marco as Gauleiter of Cuba.
"I do believe I'll have the honor of taking Cuba."
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You are nowhere near smart enough to be pretentious, Fatass.
My favorite story about the CIA’s assassination attempts of Castro is the exploding cigars. That’s some serious Bugs Bunny shit.
"Bernie X" from the old "National Lampoon" went on a rant about the CIA and Cuba, the only part of which I remember now is, "They did everything but put cornflakes in Castro's bed."
Stunning and awesome series that I would never have encountered in my white bread life! Thank you so much!!!
♬ Greenland Canada Iran Cuba and Venezuela
They're not just for deporting your tio and your abuela
They're also places where the US may just come invade ya
Greenland Canada Iran Cuba and Venezuela!
(Umm-kiddie-diddle-ittl-umm-diddled-I, umm-kiddie-diddle-ittl-umm-Epstein files) ♬
Still better than "We Didn't Start the Fire".
Ta, Marcie. Cuba libre. Ahora y siempre.
Coca-Cola with real cocaine this time! The Original recipie!!
I worry that Trump couldn't take over Rhode Island at High Tide.
Every single person I know from Rhode Island could kick his ass without even breaking a sweat.
Appears that, for the present anyway, he's forgotten about taking over Greenland. The easy way or the hard way. But we can be sure that even with his Swiss-cheese brain, he hasn't forgotten the Epstein files and is desperate as ever to distract from those.
Don't forget another interest that both Trump and Michael Jackson had: sexually abusing minors.
First thing I thought of. I didn't realize that MJ had financial problems toward the end of his life. I know his record sales had been falling off.
Well, there goes our Element of Surprise.
Good
May all his attempted incursions and excursions be cursed, always
So all of Cuba's problems can be traced to the US. That seems parr for the course..
anybody hear of Haiti? cough cough!
That's the thing about colonialist and imperalist greed
Not like people haven't been warning about that for CENTURIES
Yippee kai Cuba libre, motherfucker.
There's a report that a U.K. envoy serving as technical expert at the U.S.-Iran nuclear discussions in Geneva believed we were making progress towards a workable nuclear deal with Iran, before Trump decided to do WAR (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/17/uk-security-adviser-attended-us-iran-talks-and-judged-deal-was-within-reach). It was never about the nukes. It was about the oil, and Trump trying to reverse history so that Iran becomes our lapdog again.
Please correct me if I am wrong, but didn't President Obama have a written agreement in place with Iran about No nukes, and Lord Goldfish tore it up because shitting on Obama is one of the few things he cares about?