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Give it up, CNN. Trump ain’t ever gonna love you.

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It's the religious exception...it's OK to be a homophobe if Jeebus tells you to. CNN would be infringing upon Frothy's religious right to bigotry.

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To find out which you are, check your (probably non-existent) college transcripts and your wallet.

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Eric shares the family talent for not knowing when to keep his fucking mouth shut. (Hint: It's all the fucking time.)

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She's in charge of placing fresh flowers and a fresh fetus in a jar on Santorum's desk every morning.

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Yes, well - if you want a batshyt state locked up in the attic, it's going to be a fight to the death between Alabama, Virginia, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia (though Stacey Abrams will probably not let me lock Georgia up and I will pretty much do whatever she says) -- but Clarence Thomas is not going to be your go-to *person* to do any of that.

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He's in Saudi Arabia trying to trade U.S. nuclear secrets for another loan to save his Devil's Address building and also be more slumlord.

I'd like to know where his Nazi Barbie wife and his duds-in-law are, though. I told somebody to take those passports.

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How is it that Rick Santorum regularly appears on CNN?

Jeff "The Real Apprentice" Zucker, CEO

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Maggie Haberman lite? Maybe CNN just got confused.https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Maybe she was their diversity hire.

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I might buy that if AOL Time-Warner wasn't a right wing corporation.

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According to Dana Milbank he also invented sliced bread, which makes him second best for a change.

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Sadly, that is part of Megyn Kellying someone. The more I read about these grifters the angrier I get about being poor.

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4) The depraved who just want to see everybody die and everything burn.5) Christian Dominionists who aren't very Christian and have even fewer morals.

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Or your closet for a red baseball cap.

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