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"Hillary had him bumped off because she wanted to be elected to the Senate seat previously held by Daniel Moynihan, and since Kennedy was thinking of running for it too, he had to die." Well....but are we so busy jeering here that we can't admit JFK Jr. would have won?

There is no disputing that. If he hadn't died, JFK Jr. would've probably been President by now, had he wished it anyway. There's also no disputing, from my old school Dem viewpoint, that the Bush family really IS the heart of darkness. Does anyone on the left actually believe they weren't, and aren't, capable of anything? (Except making poor Jeb charismatic....even God Almighty couldn't do that.)

But seriously though. Hillary Clinton is a red herring, imho, a pawn. The Clintons, however sleazy they undeniably are (and I used to really like them, still grudgingly fond of Bill the perv because he was quite competent and a good unifier) are the lesser partners in this supposed political crime syndicate. Look to the Bushes. If you dispute that, you're either a hard-righter or you're just not living in the real world.

So my verdict on this is basically, who the f knows. But I will say that sure, JFK Jr.'s untimely death was VERY convenient for some powerful individuals out there whose name begins with B. Because you know he would NEVER have joined their team. Never.

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"Besides, I doubt Hillary has the technical know-how, or friends with the technical know-how, to arrange for this level of expertise in the field of assassination"--I actually agree. IMO she's a pawn,always has been. But you know, there is someone involved with all this who absolutely would have had the "technical know-how, or friends with the technical know-how, to arrange for this level of expertise in the field of assassination." GHWB, former head of the freakin' CIA. If he doesn't know how to get someone dead, nobody does. Stone is dumping this on Hillary because he's a Trump buddy who wants her to lose--obviously! But that doesn't erase the fact that even at the time, in 1999, many people thought JFK Jr.'s death was pretty hard to swallow. He was a truly decent guy and a shoo-in for any job he could've ever wanted in politics. His father was assassinated, is it so hard to believe that many people would want his charismatic, handsome, good-hearted son dead as well? It's not. That's all I am pointing out here; I don't give a rat's hiney about Hillary LOL.

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I don't actually have a personal opinion about JFK Jr's death, but I have friends who believe every weird conspiracy theory out there, and what strikes me about some of them is that there could easily have been a very simple explanation for some of the tragic events that are the center of conspiracy theories, but some people refuse to believe that. Accidents do happen. People can make mistakes or be careless. Theoretically, there is no reason why accidents couldn't happen to JFK Jr., just as they happen to ordinary people, and it is irrational to believe that he could not possibly have made a mistake, as ordinary people do. He was not a god. He was not under some kind of supernatural protection from normal human frailties. To exclude the simple explanations and reject them utterly is not logical. The theory of Occam's Razor is only a theory, but it is a logical, rational theory.

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Why do I never hear of the families of those who may have been murdered by Clinton demanding an investigation? They seem to just swallow the suicide verdict. I don't get it!

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Roger Stone needs to be put out of his misery.

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I thought that a sensor was that guy in a dress waving a doohickey on a chain in one of those weird European fertility cult places.

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That Nixon tat tells me all I need to know about this wackadoo.

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For those who honestly believe that the laws of man do not apply to them, I offer my sympathy when they mistakenly believe that exemption includes the laws of nature, specifically the laws of physics.

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Judah man, Veccioj.

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I think on some level many of these folks know that they are engaging in a fantasy and this stuff is garbage, but believing it gives them a kind of group membership. My car mechanism is an ass, but he's honest and good at fixing cars. He started talking about "how Obama was hiring all these Muslims" .I asked if he had an actual list of names. His micro expression was kind of "You're not supposed to ask that". He offered to "send me information" and I gave him a fake email address. I'll need my car fixed in the future.

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We are all out of pastrami. How about Spam, Spam, Spam or Spam. We also have Spam.

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I lived in Hell Mouth California. It is somewhere between the Central Valley and the Mojave Desert.

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Now we know who killed the Princes in the Tower! It wasn't Richard III, it was Time Travel Hillary!

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I like Stone's line “almost everything you’ve been told about his plane crash and death is false or embellished or cooked.” That would have to include everything Stone says.

Besides, I doubt Hillary has the technical know-how, or friends with the technical know-how, to arrange for this level of expertise in the field of assassination. This is a woman who was unaware that the guy who set up her personal e-mail server was an idiot.

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All across the interwebs

Her name it did resound

But no charge held against her

Could they prove

And there was no man around

Who could track or chain her down

She was never known

To make a foolish move. (apologies to Robert Allen Zimmerman)

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Diehard Nixon loyalist.

All you need to know about Roger Stone.

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