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On your last visit to Ireland (lol), how many times did they butt fuck you and leave you in a ditch?

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' the jobs he's created, taxes he's paying, increased tourist revenue, and notoriety that goes along with having A Trump property'

Is there an echo in here? That's the same keech* that we were told in Scotland about his golf course in Aberdeenshire. Except then he said that Sean Connery might even come and play there. I presume he thought that might impress the peasants. 'Oh Maggie, Sean Connery might be playing golf down the road, better get out the good china.'

*Keech; Scottish for bullshit, literally and figuratively.

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Better check your Gaelige - English dictionary. Póg mo thóin doesn't translate as thank you.

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"first stop, the white house."

So you and that that other pederast, Trump, will be going on a White House tour? You'll be needing this. No charge.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/...

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I don't think the problem was that the band was down.

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Dagnabbit. I have to reread that story again.

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ARSE

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it was norway or the highway

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It's funny, (well, not really, more exasperating) how science is not “pseudoscience,” “a total hoax” and “bullshit.”, when it makes Drump's point.

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I like the rhythm of 'Dummy Donald'.

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It will be a long time before I use Hodor! as the punchline fo a joke.

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So Trump will bail out, default on any loans and claim another successful business venture. Just in time for the debates with Clinton.

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Bet he sues Exxon for lying about Climate Change.

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I named one of my cats Cnut, because I was writing a paper about Cnut and Aethelred Unraed when I adopted him. Lots of people had trouble with that - my mom, especially. She insisted on spelling it Knute, as in Rockne.

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A fire of votes!!

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A personal sized wall? With a cask of Amontillado? For the love God, why not?

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