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I've noticed that people who worship Florida are generally philistines who either hate California or just pretend it doesn't exist.

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Republicans worship MONEY only and think that huge profits will somehow solve all problems.The liberal naive "pussies" need to just get on board with that thinking.Republican voters think that they are hardasses (hence the giant pickup trucks) who don't need book learning (anti-intellectual) and have the fantasy that corporate profits will benefit them.Therefore, privatize everything, ignore safety, health, the environment, etc. and remove all regulations.

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I believe she did... and used her crystal glassware, as well.

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Dementia or bipolar? Why not both; bipolar people get old, too.

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Look what the frackers have done for Oklahoma: made life more exciting with earthquakes. Small ones so far, but one can hope.

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Water evaporates. Salt doesn't. Who knew?Wonder why they called it "Salinas."

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Did she serve the meal on her dear Royal Doulton?

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BEHOLD! Gov Jerry Brown, in the act of diverting massive amounts of water into the Pacific Ocean https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I said it just like that, after someone called me 'a illiderated [sic] librard.'

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A little OT, but am I the only one willing to admit that I knew what "riparian" meant because of Hyacinth Bucket's water-side supper with riparian entertainments?

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Oh, indeed.

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He also majored in moral bankruptcy.

I fixed your post for you

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So he is no scientist, nor fire extinguisher, nor water transport engineer. There are not enough water trucks in the world to carry even 1% of California's water supply. Lake Mead is down to record-low levels, so outflow has to be limited. And Smokey already knows you use fire breaks mostly, not unavailable water to limit fires. So much dumpth, so little brains!

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Per the Regs, centered above the left nipple line. Except for the Croix de Guerre, it's a ribbon I dangle from the...........................

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Yeah he plans on bringing 1,000 Russian Hookers to piss on the fires and put them out. Only the bigliest of solutions

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