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Joseph Miceli's avatar

I would.I'd even put it on speaker phone. I have a few things I'd like to say to him.

runfastandwin's avatar

I'm pretty sure she was going to say FUCK YOU but then thought before she spoke...

Look! I'm a Cat!'s avatar

I like how the newslady says Trump "reached out" when clearly he didn't so much "reach out" as notice the public thought he was being an insensitive Nazi apologist jerk and make a feeble and clumsy attempt to save face.

Media is way too soft on him.

r m reddicks's avatar

Hooray! I get to try out the new dickus flagging thingy for Billy Null Rocksforbrains!

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Would this thing pass the Turing test?The Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

The Turing test, no. It's just too much like random words. The Voight-Kampff test, maybe. As long as it was said by an android resembling drunk alt-right wanker.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Cabinet sucks so hard he can't even get a good etiquette coach.

Mark Lungo's avatar

Why not some steak smothered in ketchup, with a slice of delicious chocolate cake for desert?

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

English - do you speak it good? Did you start with a contraction? Or are you missing a noun? Maybe your next class should include punctuation but before that you might consider researching homonyms. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

BFD's avatar

The American, Russian, and British soldiers who fought and died in WW2 were equally reprehensible to the Germans doing the same thing. Trump Revisionist History 101.

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

I posted a completely O/T link. And this is a nightmare.

The Psy of Life's avatar

Ding dang dumb libel! imass is a NEW Apple product! You know the iPhone and iMac manufacturer? It is aimed at the knee-jerk conservative to help them babble incoherently at ding dang dumb libels!

The Psy of Life's avatar

Ding dang dumb libels! The alt-right speaks alt-English!

The Psy of Life's avatar

I know. I'm making a joke pretending like you thought maybe none of this was real, but it is. Ha ha. That's funny, right? It's funny. Man I crack myself up sometimes. Did I mention that my super power is that I'm easily amused?

Ill-Advised's avatar

Sociopaths aren't needy that way. Narcissists are.