409 Comments
User's avatar
Joseph Miceli's avatar

I would.I'd even put it on speaker phone. I have a few things I'd like to say to him.

Expand full comment
runfastandwin's avatar

I'm pretty sure she was going to say FUCK YOU but then thought before she spoke...

Expand full comment
Look! I'm a Cat!'s avatar

I like how the newslady says Trump "reached out" when clearly he didn't so much "reach out" as notice the public thought he was being an insensitive Nazi apologist jerk and make a feeble and clumsy attempt to save face.

Media is way too soft on him.

Expand full comment
r m reddicks's avatar

Hooray! I get to try out the new dickus flagging thingy for Billy Null Rocksforbrains!

Expand full comment
Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Would this thing pass the Turing test?The Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner?

Expand full comment
Tiny kaiju's avatar

The Turing test, no. It's just too much like random words. The Voight-Kampff test, maybe. As long as it was said by an android resembling drunk alt-right wanker.

Expand full comment
(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Cabinet sucks so hard he can't even get a good etiquette coach.

Expand full comment
Mark Lungo's avatar

Why not some steak smothered in ketchup, with a slice of delicious chocolate cake for desert?

Expand full comment
Grumpy Old Man's avatar

English - do you speak it good? Did you start with a contraction? Or are you missing a noun? Maybe your next class should include punctuation but before that you might consider researching homonyms. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Expand full comment
BFD's avatar

The American, Russian, and British soldiers who fought and died in WW2 were equally reprehensible to the Germans doing the same thing. Trump Revisionist History 101.

Expand full comment
WomanInThePersistence's avatar

I posted a completely O/T link. And this is a nightmare.

Expand full comment
The Psy of Life's avatar

Ding dang dumb libel! imass is a NEW Apple product! You know the iPhone and iMac manufacturer? It is aimed at the knee-jerk conservative to help them babble incoherently at ding dang dumb libels!

Expand full comment
The Psy of Life's avatar

Ding dang dumb libels! The alt-right speaks alt-English!

Expand full comment
The Psy of Life's avatar

I know. I'm making a joke pretending like you thought maybe none of this was real, but it is. Ha ha. That's funny, right? It's funny. Man I crack myself up sometimes. Did I mention that my super power is that I'm easily amused?

Expand full comment
Ill-Advised's avatar

Sociopaths aren't needy that way. Narcissists are.

Expand full comment