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Given the choice, I'd take the steak knives!

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The "Gyna" ban is the only think he can point to regarding his handling of the pandemic. Never mind that airlines banned flights from China before his ban went into effect. Or that the virus entered the U.S. from Europe. Or that he totally ignored it once it was detected in this country, while telling businessmen to brace for the worst.

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Clyde Tombaugh, NMSU. He still came to homecoming games when I was there in the early/mid ‘80s.

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Republicans voted for a man who failed at selling steak and booze to Americans.

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He bankrupted a casino. The easiest surest way to make money

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Um, THREE casinos. And an airline, and a magazine, and a mortgage company, and a vitamin concern, and the USFL, and a university, and a foundation…

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Check chump's pockets for missing funds. He's going to need his "go pack" soon.

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Hitler made a lot of money on his turgid book by requiring everyone in Germany to buy it.

The German version of the IRS didn't buy him keeping all the money. So Hitler declared himself exempt from the Reich's tax laws.

Oh, #BunkerBaby, are you listening?

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I use the return envelope with a sheet of paper the size of a check and writing that looks like money coming in. I like to leave them a cute note.

Here are the zero fucks I freely give.You're joking, right?Send me a check for X and I will send your winning lottery ticket.Not for all the tea in GhyyynaAlms for the poorly educatedTell 'campaign manager name' he better call me back or I'm calling Fox

I try not to be too crude because grannies open them.

Someone told me they use a code to trace returned mail, and so far they haven't figured out how to flag me for trolling. Or, they need to act like money is coming in, when it's not.

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But not Pompeo.

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Blue waves and faces red with disgrace.

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Lindsey 'spend a penny' Graham was saying how all the Dem's small donors don't make sense, and it was probably some unknown entity buying a bunch of $200.00 pre-paid credit cards so it couldn't be traced.

Um, wut?

That's a pretty specific example of something he has zero proof of, and the Biden campaign STILL marks down every dollar, even if it is under 200.00.

Do tell, Lindsey

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Once I got a free shopping cart because the quarter thingy was jammed, and when I went to take it back, a guy ran up to give me his quarter, and I took it from him.

I still think about that, and what he must think of me. You have to find joy where you can.

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Good one! I was using Adrena Crone there for a while.

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His election platform is truly one hand clapping.

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