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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Coffee Spewed on the Keyboard Award #7 of the day, for "who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were pictographs printed on the heel"

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

It's like we need a whole new "it's OK" abbreviation for Trump.

Ergoetal's avatar

"Mr. Trump is generous both with his money and with his time…"

I find this statement to be peppered with inaccuracies and omissions.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

...and now I feel like we may never laugh again.

William_C_Diaz's avatar

That is the only way he could be a 'Chippendale' anything...

Spoooooon!

Have a great day!

Historicat's avatar

Trump could be like the CEO of a place I used to work at. There were a lot of checks written but somehow many of those never made it out the door. I can't believe that company is no longer in business.

Historicat's avatar

There's never a Maggie Simpson around when you need one.

Shibusa's avatar

In 2010, Donald Trump once refused to pay a winner of a hole-in-one contest the $1 million he was owed, so the guy sued Drumpf. When The Great Orange Cheapskate finally settled the suit (for $158,000), he did so with money from his charitable foundation, which is, as we know, illegal.

Historicat's avatar

Most places that run these kind of contests buy insurance, so they're not out the $1M or whatever themselves. Which means Trump was too damn cheap to buy an insurance policy (or they couldn't find anyone willing to do business with them).

Shibusa's avatar

Check the link. It gets even worse!

Bad Tom's avatar

They don't lie. They fabricate. It's like building things with words.False things with false words.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If I never hear the words "Kellyann Conway" again, it will be too soon.

guest1331now's avatar

Successful Laugh Renewal here. And memories -- when O first ran, we had a silly game to put his name(s) into common phrases -- Barak'n'roll, Barak me all night long, keep on Barakin' me baby, yo bama, etc etc.

bardgal's avatar

I rather like, "Stepford Conway."

bardgal's avatar

Actually, I think it's more, "I know you are but what am I?"