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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You will not believe what happened when Ms. O tried a bit of quasi-pregnancy.

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Jensie's avatar

Wait...Al Keda? Really??

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Jensie's avatar

Indoor choirs are "superspreader" events because the act of singing generates aerosolized particles of the virus. I cant imagine thousands of people crammed close together and screaming "maga" or whatever the hell they yell now, is any less effective

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I got a promotion at work that forced me to cut off a 16 inch ponytail. I could sleep in an extra fifteen minutes and still get to work on time.

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You're right. All this time, I thought he was just another fucking loser.

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The latest rumor floating to the surface is he's going to withdraw from the reelection race and just serve out the rest of his term.

No citation for that, so probably too good to be true.

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If an American cop did that, the black driver wouldn't touch that ice cream.

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I fell asleep standing up in a bar on Thorazine. Didn't spill a drop.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I don't know why everyone is saying his rally was a flop. It looks like he got 100% of Trump's black supporters to attend.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Not without the dildos.

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Back Home and Nekkid. There's the title of my unauthorized autobiography.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

COVID-19 cases in the state were moving in inverse proportion to Trump's national approval rating.Brad Pascale is in “quasi-quarantine," which sounds like quasi-sobriety. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

This makes me incredibly sad, almost to the point of crying, simply because it's completely true.

I look at the comparison graphs of other countries covid numbers overlaid with the US, and it is everything I can do to hold back the tears....

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

You are correct, yet it still boggles my mind as to how he could possibly have that many!

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AdmNaismith's avatar

Then they should have told him to stay home. It's not like the campaign is going to pay the venue bill.

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