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theCryptofishist's avatar

God, I never thought it would happen to me, but...

theCryptofishist's avatar

Wow, look at Kasich's numbers. There's something to be said for clinging like a limpet.

theCryptofishist's avatar

It's gay marriage's fault!!!

theCryptofishist's avatar

Right by the Stubby Fish Fingers.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Well, technically they are mining company enforcers, but they're on Bureau of Land Management land...

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

"...stopped himself before completing his thought."

I must disagree with this.

To complete a thought requires the ability to think.

This excludes drumpf.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Someone went to jail for being a dick?

I thought the punishment for that was removal to South Carolina.

Live and learn!

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Someone married...that...thing?

Jesus H. Christ!

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

The faces and the names change... the story remains the same.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Uncanny.

One of them ruthlessly kills his own citizens with barrel bombs.

The other just hasn't had a chance...yet.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

If any mercenary is ex then he wasn't earning his pay.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Well, it's Florida, so just as bad.

ken_kukec's avatar

I once hired the world's laziest carpenter. He had a theory on using wood fasteners: nail where you can, screw where you must, and through-bolt as a last resort.

Lewandowski's defense is based on a similar principle: deny where you can, explain where you must, and malign the complaining witness's character as your last resort.

Marion in Savannah's avatar

Well, thank the FSM they didn't send him to SC. We're just over the river from them, and live in terror of their lunatics. (Yeah, yeah, yeah... We've got 'em too, but at least our numbnuts governor vetoed our "let's all hate teh gheys" bill.)

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

OMG!!! Political Correctness!!! Listen to me! Please listen! If you don't, if you won't, if you fail to understand, then the same incredible terror that's menacing me WILL STRIKE AT YOU!!!!!!