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For me, a mashup of the two would be worth checking out

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She's calculating how much higher her IQ is.

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Personally, I vote for "They only 'won defeat' last time."

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I only enjoy the Super Bowl bigly when the Patriots aren't in it.

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Thank you. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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They actually look a lot like me. It's embarrassing.

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Synonymous.

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That checks out; definitely legit.

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As is fittting! Hiya, George.

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You can't wash that stain out of your soul.

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The football players might do better in the musical than the actors did.

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That wouldn't take her long. Minus zero equals the original number.

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I like "trumpster" but it never caught on.

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Excellent, though in trump's case it should be "t+rump." He's got himself a big one.

This does not break the rule of not mocking a person's appearance because I don't think trump is a person.

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I think of it more as a title(the t-rump)

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