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You snooze, you lose. :)

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The only Ainsley worth mentioning is rock drummer extraordinaire Aynsley Dunbar.

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They might be ISIS!!! OMG THEY MIGHT BE ISIS!!!! Wow. Trump is really proving himself to be a tough guy.

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Listening to Trump defend this guy this morning gave me shivers. She was hysterical, if she was really being hurt she would have reacted x,y,z way instead of how she actually reacted,she started it and is the real batterer,she's just lying because she likes attention, and on and on and on. It's like every rapist/domestic abuser/MRA douchebag excuse in the book. The idea of this guy being responsible for policy decisions that affect women makes my blood run cold.

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It's all about peception. For instance, for this to work, the media has to pretend that Trump's tribe of Cro-Magnons are the only "angry" Americans in existence, ignoring those BLM protesters (but they're all thugs anyway) and women publicly protecting their reproductive rights (chicks, amirite?), or those gay people who are no longer content to accept second-class citizenship on their relationships and/or their bathroom habits (that's just "activist judges" shoving it down our throats).

Molehills can be very intimidating to climb when you think they are mountains

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She had a pen...ergo, she is probably literate... ergo a danger to Trump. QED.

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He better get used to it. Hils is going to enter Washington in triumph with a collection of nuts in a baggie.

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Luckily, the media doesn't have any of those "reporter" thingies anymore, do this won't be a problem (Those were from the days when you old-timers rode your horse-drawn carriages to the sock-hop to cut a rug to the ol' victrola, right?)

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Ah, yes, the Fox News motto!

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Last 2, you mean...

It's gotta be scaring her that she's probably already too geriatric for Trump and he's no doubt already looking for her replacement. Someone with a sort of, I dunno, Ivanka look.

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But if anyone had seen that pen anywhere near his hands they would have realized that, in comparison, the pen looked like a mighty oak and Trump's secret would be out!

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But, but, he tells it like it is! And he's bringing back our jerbs!

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Slightly long shameful confession: I'm 3rd-generation Norwegian, and Norwegians and Swedes have a lot more in common than they care to admit. As I read the Millennium Trilogy, I found myself laughing inappropriately at times, because the cultural references reminded me of my older relatives. Making coffee in a sauce pan, for instance. Fikarast, indeed.

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No, I'm not watching either Megyn Kelly OR Newt, and especially not together.

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i have a toothache. sorry. pain makes me think evil thoughts. i didn't say it had to be full.

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Will pens be banned from the GOP convention?

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