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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

Kochs. Based on periodic stories on Maddow of The Crazy in Wisconsin it seems like you could wring a whole dystopian sci-fi series out of the fuckery there. And I really wish someone would cause I’ve barely got any TV shows to watch.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

It may sound crazy and stupid but if you get the military to support the not legitimate president it’s all over.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

Interesting thing Barbara McQuade, formal federal prosecutor and law professor, said on MSNBC. This seditious conspiracy charge that the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys are receiving is US law’s equivalent of treason, she said β€˜treason’, in a non-war situation. The treason statute in the US requires you to be at war. (Which I think is a little weird). So anyway this DOJ has the friggin sense to be charging these white supremacists militia crazy bastards with treason. Wonderful!

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TheHatofJames's avatar

Make sure you have a way to protect yourself. Trumpers are going to lose their shit.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

In JG Ballard’s memoir Empire of the Sun about surviving in a Japanese prison camp in Singapore or wherever during World War II most of the people who died died of starvation. They knew the allies were about to win when they started dropping food parcels, with parachutes, and it was spam. High-protein, right away, non-perishable. Saved lives.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

Yes. And to submit fraudulent elector paperwork to the national archive.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Women's rights are implied in the Constitution, but the majority ignores that.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Perfect! It’s also amazing that until the last like five years no one ever talked about this. I never even noticed that the senate β€œdoes thatβ€œ. Gives the same amount of representation to a bunch of tumbleweeds in Wyoming as it does to nation-state size California. How did this not come up in the 60s?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

It’s mostly brown sugar and molasses.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

After the Civil War in addition to hanging the traitors they should’ve broken up all the states that rebelled/seceded and made new ones with different borders. And moved all the state capitals. But American β€œfederalism” which means the opposite of it, so I guess everything is still all James Madisonβ€˜s fault.

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Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

I want to see an alternative history where something like that happens. I think it would become a crazy failed state full of gun nuts. But maybe not if the separation happened way back then. πŸ€”

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

I used to occasionally buy and eat spam, you have now ruined that forever. I will see that face on every can. https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Gregg Evans's avatar

I'm impressed y'all got the reference, everyone gets a cookie.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Yeah, I'm fixing to start going to Jeanie Schmidt's grandkids sports games to make the ref verify the alleged females on Loveland's teams. Dick checks for everyone, thank you grammy.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Isn't he, though? Warms the cockles & mussels of my heart, it does. XD

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blackspeak's avatar

INSURRECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!

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