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I hear the Scottish parliament is about to grab him by the shorthairs. Maybe this is just his handlers attempt to keep the orange baby placated . Seems the Scottish government frowns on foreign officials doing money laundering and other crimes in their great country. Not the U.S . Here it's just the Trumpian way.

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You only get one liver. Get a complete metabolic panel done and see how yours is doing.

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I would LOVE to see you defend that "lawsuit," and I tell you this: I would not be watching while munching on popcorn. Fuck popcorn. A trial like that would merit cold beer and stadium brats -- and a gang of friends to high five with at crucial points in the "lawsuit."

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the article is from march 2019. no way that has changed anybody's mind about the 2020 election.

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"On information and belief, The Times decided to publish the Defamatory Article when it did, in advance of the Mueller Report, knowing that the Mueller Report was likely to exonerate the Campaign"

who thought that the mueller report was going to exonerate the campaign?

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Excellent explanation. Haven’t thought about that since law school.

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Brats and beer - Can I come over?

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The letter that prompted it was from Cox, who was complaining about people making and flying paper airplanes during a game. Seems they were interfering with his enjoyment of the game, and he also cited the potential for injury because a paper airplane might poke someone in the eye.....

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This is a gift to the Times. Do not move to dismiss. Answer it and notice Trump’s deposition ASAP. Spend as much time as you can grilling that SOB about every aspect of his contacts with Russia. Grill him about the Ukraine. Cover everything Congress hasn’t been able to get and prove the Orange Turd is lying.

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Some lawyers. We have several wonderful ones on here.

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Hell, do an Independent Medical Examination for the ostensible purpose of doing discovery on his emotional distress injury.

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I want them to hire me to take his deposition. I would pay them.

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Doesn't the NYT get to use "Discovery"? is fo, Fatass is fucked, isn't he?

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With sobs and tearsHe sorted outThose of the largest sizeHolding a pocket handkerchief Before his streaming eyes.

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He should cut it with Fentanyl.

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