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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Yes. The ABC rule -- always be closing -- has been changed to the ABG rule -- always be grifting. The most recent example I can bring to mind is that Florida airport.

VwllssWndr's avatar

"A payout pot for punks"

Hey, that's no way to talk about some overly enthusiastic tourists.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

I'm still keeping my eye out for this shit. I don't trust these bastards not to try again FFS.

Sherry's avatar

I hope that Blanche gets absolutely skewered for that IRS “deal”. Boy talk about how stinky that was. And why include the kids? Oh yeah. Dirty double dealing done dirt cheap there.

Runfastandwin's avatar

YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.

Underdawg23's avatar

A number of the J6 thugs would have to get paid while in jail for offenses committed since Piggy Pedophile pardoned them. Glad that's not gonna happen.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Payout Pot for Punks / The Clash

VwllssWndr's avatar

Unlike Rudy, Trump fails nearly constantly.

Suel J's avatar

No trusting anything at all from this shitshow.

superdave's avatar

"The Republicans are revolting!"

"I know. They stink on ice!"

Sherry's avatar

Good one Super.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Karma is a fucking bitch dude. As The Shakes said without using the word Karma-

"and thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges"

John Hampton's avatar

"They get nothing!"

"Bu..."

"GOOD DAY, SIR!"

"B..."

"I SAID, GOOD DAY!"

I so miss Gene Wilder.

goCatgo's avatar

Ok, Ok, Ok, I'm a reasonable man. I don't really need a million dollars from Pedo's Slush Fund.

I'm fair. I have a good phone plan and it's paid for. Car paid for. Next funeral is mine so I don't need a suit till then. I can get by with say.....$700,000, $600,000 even.

OKAY ya got me! You win! $500,000 and I'm out the door.

In hunnerds, no check bullshit.

Meccalopolis's avatar

We should all be reimbursed for the pain, suffering, and mental anguish these fascists have imposed upon us.

MrEes's avatar

Make sure your bills’ serial numbers are not sequential.

Caepan's avatar

Or that they're not those phony $250s.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Want to have Jeffrey Epstein's baby? You might still be in "luck".

𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻'𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗡𝗔 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺: 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀

https://www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epstein-dna-new-info/

EyeQueue's avatar

and what is up with these billionaire assholes so fucking focused on spreading their sperm everywhere? Jesus fucking Christ, broken people that need their heads broken. :(

Sherry's avatar

Because they’re RICH they certainly must have superior genes. /s

VwllssWndr's avatar

You're not far off. They seriously believe they're superior people. The majority of them seem to be fucking morons.

EyeQueue's avatar

Which women are going to agree to this? Which horrid horrid fucking women?

Or are they going to lie about it? Or both?

VwllssWndr's avatar

There are women who send marriage proposals to multiple murderers and serial killers. There's always somebody.

Anotherangle01's avatar

Do the frozen, future children of Epstein get in on the Dearest Dementia Leader's "slush fund" action, if the slush fund becomes alive again, just for being an offspring of Epstein??/? Plus, the whole world hates you, just because of your dad??/?

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Now we're back on topic again.

PrimerGray's avatar

I'd rather find out I was Charlie Manson's son.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Your mother's nickname wasn't "Squeaky", was it?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

The Boys from Epstein Island

Enter Ranting's avatar

A new reality show on CBS!

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

"...Trump and his entire family were allegedly supposed to be exempt forever from being investigated for cheating on their taxes/defrauding the US government."

So, I have read conflicting accounts of what the specific time frame is that this applies to (bad grammar, sue me).

Some say that it only applies to current and past tax issues. Others claim that it is in effect for all time, past and future.

Does anyone have a clear read on this?

Sherry's avatar

In perpetuity most likely. I mean they’re young and have so much more time for criming.

Elderly John's avatar

Shouldn't matter much. They are exceeding their authority anyway.

Mavenmaven's avatar

OT: f*ckers

The Trump administration is dismantling a $368 million deep-ocean observation system that was put in place a decade ago to monitor coastal environments, marine ecosystems and powerful currents that affect the global climate.

The National Science Foundation said it would send ships in June to begin removing more than 900 deep-sea instruments anchored off Oregon, Washington State, Alaska, North Carolina, and an area between Greenland and Iceland known as the Irminger Sea.

Scientists have used data from the system to understand how the ocean is absorbing greenhouse gases from the atmosphere, how changes in ocean temperature...

Elderly John's avatar

If they remove them, they can be put in place again. I have high hopes for the future, despite being very old.

Tom65's avatar

So when the ocean finally washes Mar A Lago away, Trump can blame Biden.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

The Smash and Grab administration.

The petroleum peddlers get rewarded, everyone else can get bent.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

The dismantling of science in this country is a true win for project 2025. It will take so much time to build back if ever.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I want very bad things for the project 25 assholes. Very bad things.

Sherry's avatar

Extreme penury. Brother have you got a Bibul?!

EyeQueue's avatar

I'm already past the justice stage at this point and want vengeance.

They have done too much and rubbed it in our faces. These are horrid people that need a good smacking down once and for fucking all.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I can’t even express my anger at these fuckers.

EyeQueue's avatar

Do they honestly think the environment stuff won't affect them or their kids or their grandkids?

Or are they just such sociopaths that they don't care?

(Rhetorical: they are sociopaths and shitters that need to be *redacted*).

Underdawg23's avatar

I'm convinced they wanted to create a new white majority by adding Canada and Greenland while implementing policies designed to reduce the Black and Brown population. The trouble is, those policies affect the maga cult too.

EyeQueue's avatar

Only they're too stupid to see it.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

"...sociopaths that they don't care."

greed blinds people to other truths.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 $𝟴𝟴 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗛𝗮𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝗲𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗮 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻

https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/

Caepan's avatar

If the payout is based on how many times one's been rejected, I'll be rich!

Coleman's avatar

and of course women are ineligible to apply

Caepan's avatar

There are other ways women can profit. I have heard that some women marry guys who have no other assets than the X-Box their mom bought them for Christmas ten years ago, then will sue them for divorce.

I read that on the internets, so it's gotta be true!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Finally a fund I can benefit from!