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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Let's make it Jared's 2 billion from Saudi Arabia.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. TFG believes there will never be any consequences for his actions, ever. That has to change.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When you think about it, Trump wasn't even A-list when he was president. His inauguration looked like Big Gay Al's USO show.

Marla's avatar

TBH, he’s A-list if the A is followed by sshole.

beb's avatar

You would think that soemone as amoured by the Mob as Trump is would understand that the first rule of the Mob (as with The Fight Club) is that you don't talk about the Mob. Likewise with Sexual Harassment trials. Don't keep defaming your victim.

Dogfather, deluded wine mom.'s avatar

Does anyone believe that orange piece of shit will ever actually pay real money?

Come on!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It'll be great when Letitia James starts grabbing things. The line of creditors that'll form will be incredible. If you're any good at Russian, sign up now as a translator. They're going to need them for that bunch.

beb's avatar

To appeal his first comviction he had to post the amount of the jury award to escrow. So Carroll's money's there when his appeal is rejected.

Dogfather, deluded wine mom.'s avatar

Well, that makes me unreasonably happy.

GoldStar's avatar

I don’t believe he has any real money.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I bet he would pay Vagina T. Fireball. Cash up front.

Lefty Wright's avatar

Trump might be surprised to find that you can be charged with raping a porn star. Even if you took her out looking at furniture. Which by the way making furniture was another failed Trump business venture. Any time consent is missing it's rape. Whether a spouse, a porn star, a co-worker, a date, or a stranger.

Mark H. Jones's avatar

Sorry, even excrement serves a more vital role in nature than The Donald at this point.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

I used to think that, at the very least, he's biodegradable. Now I'm not so sure.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

So, it’s no Tacopenis Tuesday? Also did Trump want to grab Vagina by the pussy? He thinks cats are unsanitary, another reason to loathe him

Vic's avatar

What do you expect? To get near any woman, Tiny Hands HAS to use money or violence. T's not like he's going to charm anyone with his conversational ability.

DemoCat's avatar

Trump is a serial rapist who raped at least two women, including his first wife when she made him upset. I hope Carroll is rightly awarded millions. Trump hurt her badly on multiple occasions. As an aside, E. Jean’s question about oral sex is puzzling. I’m confident many women are as aroused and engaged in giving oral as they are in receiving it. At least, that’s been my experience. I love giving and receiving oral sex and my wife is enthusiastically with me.

Demme Fatale's avatar

E. Jean Carroll:

One of us!

One of us!

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

“Okay, Mister Trump, please don’t do that thing you’ve been doing continually for years.”

*Trump does it again*

“Okay, I’m giving you one more chance”

*Trump does it again*

“Look, I’m warning you…”

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Is this the 12th dimension chess stuff that his rubes are always talking about?

Cuz I don't understand a fucking THING he's saying.

Vic's avatar

His mind is a junk yard after a tornado. Must be that reform school education he got, from ages 13 to 18.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Interestingly, he actually excelled in that setting, probably because it rewarded bullying.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

To me, it’s still not unbelievable that Trump raped anyone. What’s unbelievable is that any woman had sex with him willingly.

BECKY's avatar

Well I can't imagine that "willingly" didn't include his wealth. I've seen photos of him in his younger days where he wasn't as disgusting as he is now but I'm sure once he opened his mouth, he was the same as he is now. I feel certain no woman has ever had sex with him just because he was charming or handsome or hot (as we said in my day).

Vic's avatar

Ask Melanja Knavs about the "American monies."

meh's avatar

.....and the tiny american fungi....

Although I don't think he was ever fun.