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Merdé-a-Plago.

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Mao is not dead! He's chilllin' with Elvis at Marr-a-Lardo.

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Replacing tRump with a dirty dish cloth on a stick is a good example of the cure not being worse than the disease.

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Usually the statues get run over by the tanks.

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Chinese Checkers, “The Good Earth”/Pearl Buck, Egg Rolls, firecrackers, chopsticks, Shitzu Dogs, Chinese Fire Drills, will soon be on the forbidden! Remember “Freedom Fries” & our hatred towards the French during Iraq War?

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CNN right now."Scientist identify 69 drugs that could treat coronavirus.WTF! It should've said "that could possibly treat"coronavirus.People are now over dosing on some of these supposed cocktails.Misleading is the word.

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Of course, it is! To Hair Furor this is just his latest reality TV show.

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In Vitro Veritas....not so much

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Spread through the Democrat (sic) child sex ring staffed pizza delivery service.

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how much would the economy have suffered if things were shut down in January before the virus could spread vs. how much the economy has nose dived the past 2 weeks?

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If the blame lies squarely on China, should Trump fire Elaine Chao?

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DJIA down 582.05 (3.04%.) Proving, once again, that you can gaslight the media but you can't gaslight a virus or the Dow.

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Amen, I have offered to pay for Comcast to string their godawful Xfinity bullshit to my house (like $10-20K total cost) just for the privilege of paying them for service forever because I have nothing but 2.1 Mbps DSL or Harris satellite internet that's like 3.5 Mbps. THEY WON'T DO IT. Yes, that's bps, not Bps.

It took me 3.7 DAYS to download The Witcher 3 off of Steam with nothing else connected to the internet (my desktop was hard-wired in instead of using the WiFi to maximize bandwidth and minimize variability).

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU........ck

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Opportunity Deists, really.

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Yet the press is telling me that the market collapsed because the Democrats are blocking Mitch's sweet li'l stimulus bill, so I guess the media can gaslight whatever they like.

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And they claim it qualifies as broadband. Yup.

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