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Helikitty's avatar

Is it ok to call her nimrod?

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StlSaxist's avatar

Sure seems to be obsessed with those cognitive evaluations. As much as he lies, I might think that was some kind of tell or something.

Hmmmmm.

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diane's avatar

Really, Evan. You shouldn't spread this sort of misinformation.

They shoot you behind the BARN.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I thought they shot you in the middle of 5th Ave and didn't even lose any voters.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Dr Burisma! GASP! “Welcome to my Island of Death! I am its chief, it’s cook, and, oh yes, it’s bottlewasher. Permit me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Burisma. As for you you are well known, the Yankee spy MATT HELM!”

“Heh..I sure hope the condemned man gets a last cocktail!”

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JCfromNC's avatar

Matt Helm! There's a blast from the past. He's right up there with Our Man Flint.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I just keep thinking that “Burisma” sounds like a Matt Helm villain

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Tosca's avatar

If the dementia test in America is the same as Australia, passing it is NOT a high bar. Failing it means you're officially deemed incompetent to manage your own affairs. Any "smart person" should get 100% in their sleep.

We all know he passed six years ago. It would be genuinely interesting to see if he passed today.

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Phried Ω's avatar

I'll concede the presidency to any Republican who can pass this cognition test. The colors must be correct. https://substack.com/profile/157157166-phried/notes

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beb's avatar

Nikki Haley doesn't need a cognitive test. she just needs to force Trump into a debate. In a situation where he has to come up with an answer within a 60 second sound bite, Trump can't do it. Ask him what state "Fort This" is in? He can't answer. Ask him how many members are there in the House of Representatives? Ask him how many Senators does Virginia has? Ask him who the Speaker of the House is? I doubt he knows the answer to any of them.

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Tosca's avatar

Just administer the dementia test during the "debate". See if he can still pick out the fucking camel.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

OBAMA NETFLIX!

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Obama Kenya Netflix.

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

Did someone say, " Someone said to me, 'Sir, you have the most cognition of anybody, the best. Your mental and so forth is...not Nikki Pelosi. No.' " ?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

In that quote about Nikki Haley, I can’t quite believe one of his asides in referring to Jan. 6: “You know, nobody talks about the crowd size.”

When I consider how pathologically insane and beside the point that is, my brain ties itself into a double knot and shuts down. If I try to think, a giant green neon sign flashes, saying INSERT RADIOHEAD HERE.

And either way you turn

I'll be there

Open up your skull

I'll be there

Climbing up the walls

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Tessie's avatar

"404 Comments"

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Well, of COURSE they're not found; comments aren't allowed here.

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Tessie's avatar

"And of course he’s continuing to make up racist names mocking Nikki Haley and her birth name “Nimrata.” (This is why we don’t cleverly call her “Nimrata” in the comments, commenters.) For some reason his camel-identifying brain thinks it’s clever to call her “Nimbra.”"

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I get that Stinky (insofar as he CAN think) *thinks* it's an insult to call somebody by their full name, but that's actually pretty lame. It's like when your Mom gets mad at you and calls you, "Christopher Patrick!" It signals trouble a-brewin', but it's not actually an insult.

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Tosca's avatar

The point is, she's asked to be known as "Nikki" so that's what we should call her.

We all agree that deliberately dead naming a trans person is disrespectful and hateful. Let's not dead name Nikki just because she's a wretched person.

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I actually talked about this to my oldest daughter when she had a baby. I told her that the only time I ever heard my full name was when I was in trouble and it caused me to dread and hate my full name. I never did that to her, and she decided she wouldn't do it with her daughter, either.

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

My grandmother called my two older sisters by the names of her two nieces. Me she called "this one".

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I actually had three daughters who all answer to the term of endearment "Hippo."

When one of them was doing something crazy, it was much easier to yell, "Hippo, NO!" rather than to try to remember her name.

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Rags's avatar

My parents started with the dog's name before getting mine right

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

Oh my parents called me the sisters's names, closest brother in age, and the occasionally the poodle before getting to me. Grandmom couldn't remember the brother's name either and never bothered with the dog's name.

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Tessie's avatar

"And Jackson? Ronny? The great congressman? Nikki Haley. White House? Doc Ronny? Camel. Nikki Haley. Jackson? Congressman? Texas? Nikki Haley. White House doctor? Doc Ronny? Jackson?"

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My personal favorite is when TFG called Ronny the "Admiral".

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I hate to say this, but I think he actually IS a retired admiral.

I can't believe that Trump might have actually gotten something right, but fair is fair.

If I insist that Trump is wrong, even if he's right, then I am no better than my Trumpy neighbor who blames Biden for everything that's gone wrong in the world since the Cold War.

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Tessie's avatar

I just Googled it; he is a retired rear admiral.

*tee-hee*

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Tessie's avatar

"I would sit down right now and take an aptitude test"

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So we're watching Fargo right now. Jon Hamm's character is the evil sheriff, and he seems like an untouchable supervillain until you think about it a little bit.

He ALWAYS punches down. Whenever he's confronted with anyBODY or anyTHING that he doesn't like, he just shoots them. It's scary, but after awhile, it becomes really obvious that he can't function on a level playing field, even to the extent of answering questions at a city council meeting.

Stinky Loser is the same way, albeit without 1/1000th of Jon Hamm's looks or charisma. He would never take an "aptitude test", or an "intelligence test", or anything else that's an objective measure of ability that he can't bully, manipulate, or whine endlessly about. People like him develop an instinct VERY early in life to avoid any person, any situation, or anything else where they can be objectively proven wrong.

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Tessie's avatar

"when I heard the word ‘cognitive,’ you know, I’ve taken two of them now."

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Doctors do not rush patients to the hospital for a dementia test -- in the middle of a pandemic, no less -- because they're BORED.

Stinky Loser collapsed, or had a stroke, or had a TIA, or SOMETHING -- and the test was to get a baseline assessment of his cognitive function.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

This. Doctors don't have you take a test for fun.

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Revenant's avatar

Which, in fact, was nothing to brag about then, and he has seriously deteriorated since.

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Mark's avatar

I've spent years shuttling elderly parents to appointments and sitting in. This will sometimes get done during routine check-ups. I've also seen the nurses just automatically do it at semi-annual home health visits. I think the doctor does it when suspecting cognitive decline or dementia, whereas the nurses do it as a default action.

My point being that there doesn't HAVE to be a precipitating medical event. The annual check-up of the president's health is supposed to be very thorough. More than most of us ever get.

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Tessie's avatar

Granted -- but if I'm remembering correctly, this specific test was on a Sunday afternoon in the middle of the pandemic.

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

Also I have never heard of a camel on the list of words.

If they showed him pictures and asked him to name them, that’s a different test. Sounds like he’s having trouble with words, not memory.

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Tessie's avatar

He probably called it a "shithole horse".

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