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"Preemptively blocking", or leaving the site like we were assured EVERYBODY would be doing and twitter would collapse and E.M. would go broke and move into a refrigerator box under a bridge.Around the time of E.M. buying twitter and all the "this is the END for twitter!!!" posts I said most people wouldn't leave and things would return to business as usual once the hype blew over. People angrily told me I was wrong about that.Why are decent people still supporting E.M., because that is what you are doing if you still use twitter.

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Wife number 4 (or is is 5?)...

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He can still milk the one cow left on his ''farm''...

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So Devin Nunes might soon be out of a job? Good thing he has the family dairy farm to fall back on.

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Except a lot of the people who set it up that way, and keep it that way, have been driven out by Musk.

Just sayin'...

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In IOWA...

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Superman was created by two Jews. T**** was created by a vicious anti-Semite & bigot & a stupid Scotswoman who actually married that creep.

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He wants back on because he knows they are WAY more people on Twitter, and he always want more, more, more...

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Royko once wrote a column about a woman screaming at a Chicago Park District employee because there wasn't any ice to skate on at a local park. She just couldn't understand that you can't have ice when it well above freezing!

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He's also nowhere as good a Trump impersonaros as Anthony Atamanuik is. The starred in and created ''The Presisdent Show'' on Comedy Central which really tore into to Trump, something that Trump buddy Lorne Michaels would never allow on SNL.Also, Peter Grosz as Pence was great too.

Writing in The Daily Beast, Matt Wilstein called Atamanuik's work "the most scathing and hilarious impression of the 45th president in a very crowded field... On Comedy Central’s ''The President Show'' and a series of increasingly apocalyptic specials, Atamanuik did far more than just jokingly mimic Trump. Rather, he tried to take viewers inside the demented mind of the most dangerous president in modern American history

Lame-o ''comedian'' Baldwin could nevr complete, bu them SNL is generally not about comedy

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Then he'd be Jeremy ''One Shed'' Renner...

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Assumes shoe-tying ability not in evidence.

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Well, acually there are plenty of hockey and other rinks that are inside where they spent lots of energy to keep ice there. How would the LA Kings play home games if there was not an indoor rink.And I am sure there is more than one like that in Chicagoland.

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There are likely 8-year olds who can do a better job that than. And they don't whine anywhere near as much as TFG

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well geez, then, what did alina get herself all made up into that white whateversuit for and take pictures on trump's plane if it's all going to go to MTG then, FFS?

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Emojis are the worst thing that Japan has done to us, second only to Pearl Harbor.

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