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Yes, I'm just ordering the wheels for my tumbrels now....

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And even if he did or didn't, that's actually not the fucking point, the fucking point is he betrayed ultra-ultra-top-secret intel from an agent who'd successfully infiltrated ISIS, who was then killed, and the Russians can obviously figure out where it came from FFS.

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No, seriously, it's more like an eager toddler. My son at 3, when we got home from a shopping trip for Daddy's birthday present: "Daddy, we bought you a special present but I'm not supposed to tell you!! Mommy has it! It's a book!"

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Not a lot of protesters in Nazi Germany, either. What could have gone wrong?

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Last year, Saudi Arabia beheaded more people than ISIS. Someone should tell this shit-for-brains fuckwit that might have something to do with the dearth of protestors.

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Authoritarian shit for brains says what now?

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We'll know Trump is serious about trying to get a peace agreement between Netanyahu and Abbas if he asks them to go shopping for furniture with him.

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Did he get to handle the Loc-Nar?

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Now if the Trump administration could just get the Congress to approve the kind of methods the Saudis use to deal with protesters, we could have the same kind of peaceful country they have! Only Christian, because, really we can't have that Sharia law stuff!

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'Liberalisation' clearly doesn't mean what I always thought it meant.

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Don't be silly. It wasn't mentioned even ONCE on Fox.

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Actually, compared to a botched lethal injection, it kind of is.

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I went for the chrome 22" rims.

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Nah, he'll just get Dr. Bornstein to sign a report that his was the 'best MRI in history.'

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It's what all the Rebs want. All the rights they want and none for you.

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Tattoo it on Zuck's forehead.

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