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Tessie's avatar

"You see, Forbes took him off its 400 Richest Americans list because China demanded it, and because Forbes knows less about Trump than Stormy Daniels or Rosie O’Donnell do. [...] Forbes is in cahoots with the attorney general of New York (duh) and they conspired to take him off the list."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut3I6gFmlls&ab_channel=ThingsICantFindOtherwise

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The Wanderer's avatar

If MSNBC will pause for 15 minutes during their breathless coverage of Israel, they might bring this up to remind people what an absolute lump of excreta The Homunculus is.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Question on style: If “Racist” and “Incompetent” are capitalized, shouldn’t “false” and “libelous” be too ... ??? 🤔

ASKING FOR A FRIEND

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DemoCat's avatar

There are few vile, dishonest, irredeemable people in history as prolifically corrupt and dangerous as this menace. When he’s gone, millions of Americans hopelessly trapped in his maga spell will be set free.

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DemoCat's avatar

then he gets sent to solitary again as punishment for playing “Truth Social” on his cell wall…with his burger poops. I edited it for you.

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DemoCat's avatar

Of course he fudged the numbers here, beefed up figures there, and lied a lot to financial institutions. It’s just business. And yes, he declared bankruptcy six times and left banks hanging with his bad debts, but everyone cheats. Everyone lies. And didn’t Obama bail out the banks with billions of taxpayer money to keep America from going bankrupt? See? Why everyone pick on poor PAB?

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

His "act" is stale. This clown needs some new material.

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kmblue187's avatar

Trump once called the managing editor of The Washington Post to complain about being described as "a child."

Trump bellowed "I AM NOT A CHILD!" at the editor. There are none so blind as Trump.

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kmblue187's avatar

Trump doesn't care about his lying, sexual assaults, theft of government documents, or handing out state secrets.

The money thing hits him where it REALLY hurts.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

All of this kerfluffle about Donald's finances is especially irksome because, as I seem to recall him suggesting during an old deposition, how much money he has depends on how he feels at the time. Wouldn't it be great if things actually worked that way? "Today, I feel like I have 11 1/2 billion dollars to my name -- yes, I think I'll go right out and buy that lovely seaside mansion I've been hankering after for some time now."

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Well Trump is just like one of those anonymous internet trolls who comes by and says you're wrong but doesn't bother to show where and how.

It's as if though they simply expect people to take them at their word.

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Matthew C Billips's avatar

Demanding an apology because someone cooperated with the Attorney General is just not a thing. Cooperating with the Attorney General is "your civic duty" and "not being a criminal" and "a good idea". In other words, cut rate mafioso has thoughts.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Hang on, it's X-itter right? Anything posted on it is automatically freeze peach and correct! He could say that Donald Trump lives in a septic tank and he's protected by 1A.

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Matthew C Billips's avatar

Did you know that the X is pronounced "sh" in many languages?

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Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

I always pronounce "X" as 'shitter.'

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

bullshit lawsuit in 3...2...

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Barney Rubble's avatar

Three straight days, and Forbes have an article today saying that Weisselberg perjured himself on Tuesday. Trump must be so close to completely losing the last few remaining strands connecting his mind to the real world at this point.

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Mary Stone's avatar

Those dusty cobweb strands broke long ago.

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