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Will party like it's 1999 if Jr. goes to prison for treason.

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Pence might be sent to prison and "forced" to have gay sex.

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D'lish Donut in 2020!

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That would be nice... except sending any of them to the big house should mean foriture of all of their ill gotten assets. Who thinks Junior could survive in the real world without the Trump fortune?

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Or, as her father calls her, Tiffany "Who? I don't remember banging a Tiffany!" Trump.

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Hey, she didn't seem to mind steam cleaning his pants while he was still wearing them.

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Deathcake.

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you are right...!

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Personally, I believe that Pence will be rolled up in this investigation as well! He's up to those eyeballs he uses to gaze so adoringly at Herr Drumpf in this mess. He did run the transition.My secret pipe-dream is that; the Dems take the House, Pelosi becomes speaker, Pence y Trump get impeached and our new president...Nancy Pelosi!The number of seizures (maybe deadly) among the Cult would be spectacular!

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Cake or Death?

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I posted something similar on Twitter last night, but I'll post it again here: "Be good to your children. They're the ones who'll be picking out your retirement home." Let's hope Junior puts Bad Dad Don in the Big House!

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Her and Barron are the only smart ones.

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Tbf, it’s not as if there are any people leaving FoxNews to watch Racheal. There are just more people watching her.

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That is a very good possibility.

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You're the collision.

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