355 Comments
User's avatar
HooverVilles's avatar

Agree, only one problem. Trump admitts nothing and never asks for forgiveness from no-one. Not even god. How do Trump supporters rationalize the steady stream of horse wacky Trump spews forth? It only makes sense if the belief/reason switch in their brain is permanently stuck on belief.

HooverVilles's avatar

Doc, good adjective for Stone. Although that adjective for him is too mild. This is the very nasty GOP operative who created the anti Hillary PAC titled (C)itizens (U)nited, (N)ot (T)imid in 2008.

malsperanza's avatar

I mean, assuming that Clinton does keel over dead while in office, we'd have Kaine as president. How is this different from Turnip leaving all the work to Pence while he redecorates the White House in gold lame'?

malsperanza's avatar

Maybe he has a boll weevil infestation.

Beowoof14's avatar

Well of course they had to give her oxygen, that much cheeto dust could be toxic.

JHan's avatar

Trump and his surrogates have dragged America down to levels I never thought possible.

bardgal's avatar

He's just trying to distract from CocaineGate.

wavicles's avatar

There is no bottom, ya know?

arrrghle's avatar

I think this is the Clinton equivalent to the birther thing. We won't stop hearing it despite any amount of evidence.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Alex Jones and his ilk learned everything they know about medicine from watching TV. Clinton's fatal illness is narrative-driven and can be turned off if the plot demands it.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

The reason Trump has all those big rallies is so he never has to get too close to any of the attendees.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Just why is Trump always covered in a layer of antiseptic goop?

http://infection-prevention...

Skaarphy's avatar

My contacts in the Supersecret Service ("supersecret" because they are even more secret than the Secret Service - and they have superpowers) tell me it wasn't an oxygen tank at all, it was a xenon tank. The lifeform inside Hillary that is operating her suffered from severe bouts of homesickness after having to stand next to The Donald for such a long time. They say it was so close -> <- to blasting him and all humanity to bits.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Roger Stone knows weird maladies! The truth is, he had a second asshole installed in the middle of his back to deal with his issues:

http://www.miamiherald.com/...

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

The OU booster club is on line 2

Also, too: Does this mean Matt runs for mayor every cycle?