The Pickle Jar Truthers are with us still, determined to prove that, despite her apparent mobility and ability to mop the floor with Donald Trump's hair at Monday's presidential debate, Hillary Clinton is fact mere heartbeats away from falling apart into a pile of gelatinous goo. On a very special post-debate edition of Alex Jones's InfoWars conspirapalooza, Jones, David Knight, and Roger Stone, the third-tier Nixonian dirty trickster who wishes he was as smart or cool as G. Gordon Liddy (a low bar indeed), went over the evidence of Hillary Clinton's impending Total Systems Failure. And Stone gave us the straight dope from a
Agree, only one problem. Trump admitts nothing and never asks for forgiveness from no-one. Not even god. How do Trump supporters rationalize the steady stream of horse wacky Trump spews forth? It only makes sense if the belief/reason switch in their brain is permanently stuck on belief.
Doc, good adjective for Stone. Although that adjective for him is too mild. This is the very nasty GOP operative who created the anti Hillary PAC titled (C)itizens (U)nited, (N)ot (T)imid in 2008.
I mean, assuming that Clinton does keel over dead while in office, we'd have Kaine as president. How is this different from Turnip leaving all the work to Pence while he redecorates the White House in gold lame'?
Alex Jones and his ilk learned everything they know about medicine from watching TV. Clinton's fatal illness is narrative-driven and can be turned off if the plot demands it.
My contacts in the Supersecret Service ("supersecret" because they are even more secret than the Secret Service - and they have superpowers) tell me it wasn't an oxygen tank at all, it was a xenon tank. The lifeform inside Hillary that is operating her suffered from severe bouts of homesickness after having to stand next to The Donald for such a long time. They say it was so close -> <- to blasting him and all humanity to bits.
Agree, only one problem. Trump admitts nothing and never asks for forgiveness from no-one. Not even god. How do Trump supporters rationalize the steady stream of horse wacky Trump spews forth? It only makes sense if the belief/reason switch in their brain is permanently stuck on belief.
Doc, good adjective for Stone. Although that adjective for him is too mild. This is the very nasty GOP operative who created the anti Hillary PAC titled (C)itizens (U)nited, (N)ot (T)imid in 2008.
I mean, assuming that Clinton does keel over dead while in office, we'd have Kaine as president. How is this different from Turnip leaving all the work to Pence while he redecorates the White House in gold lame'?
Maybe he has a boll weevil infestation.
Well of course they had to give her oxygen, that much cheeto dust could be toxic.
Trump and his surrogates have dragged America down to levels I never thought possible.
He's just trying to distract from CocaineGate.
There is no bottom, ya know?
I think this is the Clinton equivalent to the birther thing. We won't stop hearing it despite any amount of evidence.
Alex Jones and his ilk learned everything they know about medicine from watching TV. Clinton's fatal illness is narrative-driven and can be turned off if the plot demands it.
The reason Trump has all those big rallies is so he never has to get too close to any of the attendees.
Just why is Trump always covered in a layer of antiseptic goop?
http://infection-prevention...
My contacts in the Supersecret Service ("supersecret" because they are even more secret than the Secret Service - and they have superpowers) tell me it wasn't an oxygen tank at all, it was a xenon tank. The lifeform inside Hillary that is operating her suffered from severe bouts of homesickness after having to stand next to The Donald for such a long time. They say it was so close -> <- to blasting him and all humanity to bits.
Roger Stone knows weird maladies! The truth is, he had a second asshole installed in the middle of his back to deal with his issues:
http://www.miamiherald.com/...
The OU booster club is on line 2
Also, too: Does this mean Matt runs for mayor every cycle?
Theton Libelz!!