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Alex's avatar

Remember when Americans built car factories in Canada (to make American cars) cause it meant cheaper cars for them? And when they made deals to not tariff Canadian-made cars to, yet again, keep those cars cheap for Americans? And Canada was ok with that cause it meant jobs and stuff.

George R. Soulier's avatar

Who needs maple syrup?? I have a good supply of Steen’s!

Ron Spangler's avatar

What does Wonkette have against the brave little state of Vermont? We got beer, syrup, bears, cows, pigs, sheep, chickens (so many chickens) and boomers on skis (so. many. boomers.)

Ron Spangler's avatar

And, until recently at least, clean Canadian hydro power.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

My considered advice is to simply not talk to Trump anymore. Do not answer the phone. Send his worthless ambassador back to the US. All he does is insult Canadians anyway. If Trump tries to get in touch with PM Carney, tell him Mr. Carney is having lunch with the South Koreans.

mr_snarky's avatar

this trade war is so stupid...i hope all the fuckheads who voted for trump because inflation realize that they were fuckheads but seems unlikely

GoldStar's avatar

If tariffs are bad then higher tariffs must be good!

C'mon people, it's not rocket... um, math.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

I will remind Ben Carson there is the annual Spaghetti Tree-Harvest in Ticino, Italy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

Wanda Marchand's avatar

Somebody help us...please. see I even said PLEASE!

jaspersdad🇨🇦🇪🇺's avatar

Bilingual labelling is used Canada wide.

ESOntario🇨🇦🍁's avatar

One clarification on Canadian product labeling. Canada is officially bi-lingual throughout the country. Therefore, product labels from coast to coast to coast include text in both English and French.

kmblue187's avatar

At moments like this, I always picture Trump throwing himself on the floor, wailing and kicking his feet like child in a grocery store who's been denied candy.

kmblue187's avatar

Trump is as stupid as a bag of hair.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

OT: Monday Morning Kabooms!!

Big Blast as Drone Storage is Hit By Drone & Project 05060 Patrol Boat Destroyed in Crimea

Suchomimus (3:46) : https://youtu.be/i1No80xdRIs

larry gassan's avatar

The Trump demands on Canada were a long-form suicide note wrapped around an XXL Suicide Vest from ACME Industries, which probably has Trump spawn on their Board of Directors.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Kittens are not supposed to like broccoli. Full stop.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Bread. All kinds. Cannot leave a loaf on the counter.

Katz is weird.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Minicrew even eats sourdough.

Stulexington's avatar

Kittens will do it anyway.

Shocktreatment's avatar

The late Mr Handsome spurned herring and salmon, would fight you for corn...

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I have not tried corn yet but they love to nom on corn tortillas.

eppe's avatar

Or rice. So I thought.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I thought cashews and graham crackers already crossed a line somewhere.

Whenever I cook a frozen meal, the Minicrew insist on licking the bowl clean. They will eat anything although I have not been eating a lot of spicy frozen dinners (on my list!)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Grrrr ... the senator's name is DARLENE NARDONE. WTF is wrong with you, AP?

larry gassan's avatar

I’m sure some internet wit has “Darline, Darline” set to music. Somewhere, a bubble-wand is spurting.

Craig Nixon's avatar

It's Darline Nordone, actually.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"Hairline Undone" is what I've been calling her. So what if nobody else knows what I'm talking about...