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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

It's hard to realize that you're weak, pathetic excuse for a man. Amirite? #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Kristen's avatar

I’ve always had a soft spot for CM Punk. Maybe he could lay his legendary Go To Sleep on DJ Trump.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Well I... I am... Uh. Good points, bad points?

"Trump leaves G-7 summit a day early, returns to Washington to attend to Mideast conflict, White House says"

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I knew it. He doesn't like being away from home. He likes his routine and his familiar surroundings and his bed.

Grandpa doesn't like to be away from home overnight.

Tessie's avatar

"Transgender for Everybody"

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FFS, that is a gross misrepresentation of the Commie/Feminist/Atheist/Fascist/Antifa/LGBTQ platform.

As we've stated a hundred times, it's Transgender for SOME, miniature American flags for others.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

The "No King" protests all across the U.S. were heartening. Some people might wonder, "What the hell took so long?" but it's good that it's happening! And Trump keeps right on proving that the protesters and all who oppose him are unqualifiedly RIGHT.

Even that old arch-conservative Rudyard Kipling had some cogent words about the absolute disaster a return of royal absolutism would bring, in his "The Old Issue," which reminds one and all that the Brits themselves found it necessary at one time to award a tyrant king a salute of "trumpets in the dawning round the scaffold by Whitehall."

"He shall break his Judges if they cross his Word;

He shall rule above the Law, calling on the Lord.

Strangers of his counsel, hirelings of his pay,

These shall deal our Justice: sell - deny - delay.

Here is naught unproven, here is nothing hid,

Step for step and word for word - so the old Kings did!

Does sort of seem to apply here and now.

werecat's avatar

Trump's deportation numbers will have no chance of being what he claims he will "achieve".

Hank Napkin's avatar

Assassinations. Wars. Economic turmoil. Rights violations. Disease. Cruelty. Corruption. Environmental degradation. Wealth hoarding. Poverty. Mass protests.

Apocalypse you ask? Nope, just Halcyon Days brought to you by Republican Dominion.

Hank Napkin's avatar

My flight was delayed! Is the perade still going? (7:03 PM EDT)

Major Kong's avatar

Oh, so now ATF are the good guys now. I remember not that long ago when they were "jack booted thugs".

tehbaddr's avatar

A hurt animal will lash out.

Glennis Waterman's avatar

Wait, didn’t he just say the same day that he’s suspending detention of people working in hotels restaurants and food service? So… which is it? Honestly, this last diatribe sounds like a pissed off Stephen Miller wrestled the phone out of his hand.

Tessie's avatar

Baldferatu has really been PMSing since his wife dumped him for an immigrant.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

An immigrant with a broken dick.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I wanted a chance to comment on this since I heard this this morning:

"ICE Officers are herewith ordered, by notice of this TRUTH"

It should be noted that time and time again, Trump's lawyers have tried to argue to judges that his demented ramblings on social media are not to be taken seriously. Yet, however, here is the proven rapist Trump apparently issuing orders to the Federal Government via his postings.

Something to remember in a few weeks when he issues a truth along the lines of "All N-words Must DIE!" and his minions argue that he just meant Nigerians.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Well as I don't have a TRUTH Antisocial account I didn't see it and therefor it doesn't apply to me HEREWITH!

"M"'s avatar

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Tessie's avatar

Whoever wrote the original used "Hereby", but Captain Goldfish kept asking "Who's this guy Herbie?"

Mexfiles's avatar

"Hello, ICE? I want to report the grandson of an illegal German immigrant... a convicted criminal, racist, pedophile, violent,, abuser..."

https://www.jornada.com.mx/noticia/2025/06/12/cartones/no-iban-tras-lo-peor-de-lo-peor

Major Kong's avatar

And his Slovenian wife who is here on some made-up genius bullshit, her parents, and her anchor baby at NYU.

Mexfiles's avatar

I always think of the opening line of Yeats' "The Tower"... "What shall I do with this absurdity?"

Tessie's avatar

Yeah, yeah; get to the lone and level sands already.

Cakes We Like's avatar

When Smaug (the ginger monster-cat) comes to me begging for butt spanking my go-to response is *eye roll* "yes, Smaug... the beatings will continue until morale improves".

No idea why that came to mind just now.