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Yopi's avatar

I have an idea, Trump Kharg Island Tower!

SethTriggs's avatar

The frayed wires, now having been removed of the protective gray slop, have apparently been replaced with a Pop-o-Matic Bubble.

Oh well at least he wasn't an OLD BALLS Democrat that championed green energy and helped people with student loans and shit like that.

Hank Napkin's avatar

FINAL DESIGN REVIEW

The burial pit will be formed as an inverted cone, two hundred mile diameter, two hundred mile depth, or 2,100,000 Cubic Miles. Shambles will lie face down at the nadir, beneath cast concrete effigies of the bodies of the Covid Dead, the Abortion Ban Dead, the Economically Disadvantaged Dead, the No-Healthcare Dead, the Unhoused Dead, the War Dead, the Raped Dead, the Deported Dead, the Climate Change Burned, Drowned, Dehydrated, Starved, Frozen Dead, the Executed Dead, the Imprisoned Dead, and All Destroyed Wildlife -- topped off with Venezuelan Crude.

Hank Napkin's avatar

THE SUGGESTION BOX WILL REMAIN OPEN

Martin Shobe's avatar

Why do you hate the people who died because of him?

simpledinosaur's avatar

It sounds like he's lying, as usual. His ultimatum was coming right up, and no doubt the Middle Eastern countries most likely to incur harm in retaliation told Trump he's an imbecile and he needs to shut up.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Also, Iwo Jima is a notoriously small chunk of a volcanic island. The Strait of Hormuz *region* (which we would have to control, because of the rockets and artillery) is the size of a small country.

You first, Lindsey.

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"This is par for the course for Trump, whose pattern has long been to break things and then spin putting them back together exactly the same as they were before as some sort of Herculean feat of his own genius and will."

The East Wing of the White House has entered the chat.

Martin Shobe's avatar

Agreed. He usually doesn't put it back together exactly as it was before.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I will NEVER forgive that foliage phobic fetid fuckwit for tearing out Jackie's rose garden and summarily pouring concrete atop the entire expanse of a formerly lush, fragrant and breath-taking landscape.

He couldn't pur any of what he destroyed "back" in any way, shape or form.

jltympanum's avatar

Miss Lindsey said, "We did Iwo Jima. We can do this." What's with the "we", white man? If you want to say "we", you had better be prepared to be the first one to land.

Martin Knutsen's avatar

Its all so unbelievably stupid. I know a lot of Norwegian military vets, some quite rah rah ones even, and they are all just staring at this slackjawed for the shere incompetency.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[agonized, miserable, wincing groan...]

NO ONE serving at such lofty levels of the US federal government should demonstrate such blatant derpidity or cavernous depths of academic ignorance regarding US history. It's just overwhelmingly embarrassing.

simpledinosaur's avatar

Trump doesn't know anything about anything. Not even the things he really should know, considering his experience in real estate and construction, or "business" in general. He has a remarkable ability to avoid learning anything sensible from his experiences.

diogenez's avatar

To be fair, this is the first time Lindsey has been able to get an erection since we bombed Iraq.

simpledinosaur's avatar

Remember that Dr. Strangelove line at the film's end? "Mein fuhrer! I can WALK!"

Hollysdower's avatar

The EU could be a peacekeeping force here. They could put conditions on it, and get them. They could agree to help Trump and Bibi IF! 1. They both join the ICC. 2. Trump agrees to stop his stupid tariffs and not do any more. Then, the EU could send ships, not to bomb Iran, but to safely escort our ships out of there. Then they can arrest the fuck out of Trump and Bibi!

paperlesstiger's avatar

"I want to tell the European Union, if you cannot keep your Greenland, just ask us, we will come to protect it," said the Iranian spokesperson.

https://www.wionews.com/world/-if-you-cannot-keep-your-greenland-just-ask-us-iran-offers-help-amid-war-with-us-1774161369281

Hollysdower's avatar

LOL I must say, Iran's making all the right moves. Our side looks like idiots.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

"Army of One"

"Be All That You Can Be"

Now it's "It Won't Be As Bad As Iwo Jima"

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

He never said it wouldn't be as bad.

Queen Méabh's avatar

This entire situation is a perfect example of why women should be in charge of everything, everywhere. We can't POSSIBLY do a worse job than men have done for the past 5000 years.

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A Mrs. Marsha Blackburn on line two…

Antifa Commander's avatar

Zombie Maggie Thatcher is sending a ghost fleet already.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Last day of Passover.

𝘐𝘚𝘙𝘈𝘌𝘓𝘐 𝘖𝘍𝘍𝘐𝘊𝘐𝘈𝘓 𝘛𝘖 𝘠𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘈𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘖𝘛𝘏: 𝘞𝘈𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎𝘛𝘖𝘕 𝘏𝘈𝘚 𝘚𝘌𝘛 𝘈𝘗𝘙𝘐𝘓 9 𝘈𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘋𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘌𝘕𝘋 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘞𝘈𝘙 𝘖𝘕 𝘐𝘙𝘈𝘕

https://xcancel.com/The_Real_Fly/status/2036141326228418826#m

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Donald Trump: "Nope, I'm golfing that day, and the next. I'm not available until the 15th."

CzechJournalists's avatar

"but if we set a day, the insurgents will just wait it out. . ." where did i hear that before?

Hollysdower's avatar

Don't pick a day, get out now!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

That’s not how any of this works.