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AlbertCamus's avatar

Where do this clown get off(besides the massage rooms at Mar A Lago)?

Goonemeritus's avatar

To be fair that Jesus fellow was probably a Democrat and a card carrying member of the ACLU.

jonathan hutchison's avatar

"Have mercy? How dare she suggest I'm not merciful. Nobody is more merciful than ME! 'Mercy', what a beautiful word. Not many people know about it. I'm the most merciful despot in history. I haven't got an unmerciful bone in my body. But she's a Trump hater who brings these radical left extreme ideas about the poor and helpless (nobody wants to see that) into our churches. She'd better hope some people show more mercy to her when they hear about this than she 'is showing to me, right now!"

DemoCat's avatar

I’m an atheist, but I respect people who have real faith and believe it compels people to be kind and merciful. For Christian cosplayers like Trump, he’d be wise to reconsider atheism. Because if there is a God, and there is a final judgment and defending your life, he’s in deep, deep shit. He’s going to reach for the pearly gates with his tiny hands and God will send St. Peter to deal with him. “Donald, no. No, no, no, no, no.”

AlbertCamus's avatar

The church was just a prop for them anyway. The little guy with the mustache organized the German Evangelical church, that citizens support today with their taxes.

Catherine Maltby's avatar

Christ like makes him nervous? Wow

thephantomcheese's avatar

Luke 6:24- "But woe to you who are are rich, for you have already received your comfort"... oh, shit, Woke Jesus is attacking the poor, put-upon job creators again!!!

Pixeloid's avatar

The Daily Show did a great mashup between the sermon and the raging assholes on Fox. It seems to only be on TikTok at the moment:

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS6s5N1qg/

gratuitous's avatar

I'm surprised that the felon didn't recognize that the Bishop was quoting from his so-called favorite book. I'm confident, though, that the Holy Bible on the felon's shelf is in pristine condition, like it's never even been opened.

jonathan hutchison's avatar

Sure it's been opened. He autographed it for posterity and also to sell, in a pinch.

GheeOhTeen's avatar

Then hung it besides the golden toilet to be used one page at a time.

Stacey C.'s avatar

Ah yes the radical idea of being kind to other people, good for her!

Jason T Sparks's avatar

"She is not very good at her job!"

Excuse me, fucknuts, but how many casinos went bankrupt on your watch? And how many people died the last time you had your current job, mainly because you closed the CDC research facility in Wuhan that could have caught the pandemic early? On what planet can you talk about ANYONE not being good at their job?

Michael Rieck's avatar

Beware the Drumpfputsch!

kmblue187's avatar

She was on Rachel last night, and said politely she's gotten a lot worse reactions than what Trump said. All she did was ask for mercy, but Trump as usual reacted with a childish attack.

Obviously the Magas have started their cowardly anonymous death threats again.