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Dyna Moe's avatar

Boris is a beautiful stupid angel compared to Trumpus the Rumpus. He gives his mistresses weird-looking blonde children not pussy-grabs. And falls into lakes and fucked up the one time he tried to hire goons to break a journalist's legs.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

The story dates back to the pulp era according to this month's Fortean Times. True Strange Stories published by Bernarr (sic) MacFadden.The stories were a kernel of sorta true in a big fluffy bun of poorly written embellishment. A lot of classic late 19th and early 20th century fantastic stories are his writer's partial creations. Various men's magazines carried the stories forward with further edits. And researchers into curiousa are just now learning to curse his name.

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mary5920's avatar

Why can't the little dunce ride on a mule, or be put in a golf cart? They can spray paint the cart with gold colored paint. Why should anyone feel compelled to cater to this idiot anyway?

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$5541709's avatar

Somebody needs to sneak a hunk of gold shaped like a shit into his toilet, see if he tells everybody about it.

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evodevo's avatar

Hey! Don't forget Robert Baratheon!!

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NotOkBoomer's avatar

I heard that Erdogan told protesters they should cease, desist, and "know their place." Sounds like Trump and gang, esp. Steven Miller.

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Joe T.'s avatar

Speaking of Pussburgling!

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

I couldn't find the picture I wanted, so this one will have to do.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Don't forget scimitars too, also.Love this!

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Teto85's avatar

He's lucky Parliament has not banned him from entering. Yet.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Eliz. R has dealt with a dysfunctional family for 90+ years, still goes to the track, hikes with the dogs, keeps Philip in line and answers her own mail - longhand. Of all the fates that could befall Cheeto, a royal smackdown broadcast worldwide is devoutly to be wished: Queen 70-1.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I've got Trump at a 1,000 - 1 and still no takers.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

The top wheel from a "Sit & Spin" would be more apt.

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Dyna Moe's avatar

Jared Harris.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

Aye.I'll take the freaky circus sex over Vanilla every time.

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