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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Donald Trump, drag queen.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Polls mean NOTHING!! Every registered Democrat and Independent has to vote a straight Democratic ticket up and down ballot. We have to VOTE as if we're 15 points behind, everywhere. As "M" says, Arrive with Five. Do everything in your power to motivate others, everywhere in this blighted land. I listed more things we can do on Dok's post. Please help!

PropellerVigo's avatar

“The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well, guess what? They served 60 days.”

That's a tell me about the fat hookers moment, only worse.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

60 days is more meaningful if the (sex) offender is in GenPop.

Napoleon's avatar

The Oklahoma stop was actually North Dallas.

ArgieBargie's avatar

Trump making fun of Paxton's looks and style might be his most glaring example of complete lack of self-awareness I've seen, ever.

Sure, Picasso-faced Ken is the definition of "Fugly," but Donald looks like a massive pile of donkey shit that was left to dry in the Arizona desert, and then someone dressed up with clothes from the Walmart clearance rack.

Bill D Burger's avatar

Donkey libulz’! …. Correction: That should be ‘donkey shit’ libulz!

jltympanum's avatar

DVT says Paxton is ugly. This from the ugliest (both physically and morally) person ever to occupy the WH, a person so ugly he makes Nixon look handsome.

Randy Bender's avatar

I read that as "the ugliest PERVERSION ever to occupy the White House," Factcheck: TRUE : )

Stanta Knows's avatar

Trump looks in the mirror and thinks he's HOT. Which says he's not competent to judge ugly or HOT.

DogParent's avatar

Someday when I am an Old and trying to explain how all of this happened to some kid who is studying this dumbass administration in AP History or whatever, I plan to say "we honestly did not really believe 40% of eligible voters were so stupid." Keeping fingers crossed, but the low-information-sports-team-mentality-jackholes/racists have screwed everything up before...

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

I love how, at the end of the day, all Trump saw in Paxton was his ugly face, and he withheld his love accordingly. Paxton and Trump are not in love.

Goin Green's avatar

Trump loves Trump. The only thing you can do is love Trump with Trump, or be against Trump loving people.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

trump is the only thing trump has ever loved, or ever will love. Everything he does is based on how it benefits trump.

Goin Green's avatar

He doesn't understand why it shouldn't be that way.

He is an unwell person and always has been. I blame those who propped him up for their own gain more than I blame him... The only thing he's ever been honest about is this. He's doing exactly what he said he would do and it's going exactly the way we anticipated it would.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It looks like we have the perfect storm brewing in Texas. We have a president who is less popular than genital warts and the absolute worst candidate imaginable running against a young, charismatic Democrat who speaks fluent christianese. If there were ever a race democrats could win in Texas could win, this is it.

Still, it’s Texas. So I’ll believe it when it happens.

NABear's avatar

This, plus the surge in activated Hispanic voters after SB 1070 (the "show your papers" law) has basically been the recipe for Dem success statewide in Arizona (and in the House until the not so independent redistricting commission re-gerrymandered most districts in the R's favor). I would have thought that basically losing every top race for several cycles other than Trump in 24 would have broken the desire of the GOP to double down on shitty candidates at the top of the ticket, but they went ahead and nominated Andy Biggs for governor (who has convinced the NY Times and nobody else he is trying to to tack to the middle).

Goin Green's avatar

Nothing is ever perfect in Texas politics. West Texas is huge and white and terrified of liberals.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Paxton looks like a lizard person whose skin suit is degrading.

Goin Green's avatar

"Edgar suit" wants to have a word with you...

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I still say his head looks like it has diaper rash from being up Pedo47’s ass too much.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Lizard person whose skin suit is rotting libel.

R. Riddle's avatar

On the "60 day" thing. Keep in mind that Paxton's office put together a plea deal and recommended one day (time served) as a sentence for the pedophile.

The judge thought this was outrageous and it was the _judge_ who imposed the 60 day sentence.

https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/criminal-justice/2026/05/19/552287/ken-paxton-waco-plea-deal-child-sex-abuse-texas-attorney-general/

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I can see parallels with Texas and California, it used to be a GOP stronghold until the early 90”s with Pete Wilson and his “F&$@k the Browns “ Proposition.

Hispanic voters deserted and Republicans were banished to Mad Max /Methropolitan areas

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Karl Rove once bragged he would bring about a “permanent republican majority,” in case you were wondering how serious his doomsaying is.

42tontom's avatar

“This is not the permanent republican majority I wanted”

Schmannity's avatar

'Vote for the 15 house felon' does not appear to be catching on as a campaign slogan.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

And the 15 houses is the least problematic aspect of Paxton’s candidacy. Dude is an absolute slimeball in every way possible.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Who knew that being a hopelessly corrupt pedophile protector was so unpopular?

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I knew on some level that Paxton was stupid - I mean there was no other reason for trump to favor him over Cornyn. But to counter a charge of being soft on pedophiles with a brag of giving one 60 days is absurd. I have trouble finding a way to describe how stupid that makes him sound.

Flash quiz, fill in the blank, Paxton is dumber than a ________________________.

Goin Green's avatar

... room full of Republican Senators?

No... nothing is that dumb...

... Trump Administration Press Sec?

Hahahahaha... Just kidding! The only thing dumber is a room full of Republican Senators...

PrimerGray's avatar

Bristol Palin essay on teenage sexual abstinence.

Schmannity's avatar

Average Republican?

Martin Shobe's avatar

<Looks at Schmitt, Tuberville, Johnson, Quayle, Bush, ...>

That's impressive in a way.