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insert_something_creative's avatar

Sure seems like they started outright lying/lying by omission to grand juries once they kept getting no indictments by telling the truth.

GoldStar's avatar

I plan on using "That claim is contradicted by every possible source of meaning: dictionaries, context, precedent, and common sense" at every possible opportunity.

My wife "I thought you said you were gonna take out the garbage?"

Me "That claim is contradicted by every possible source of meaning: dictionaries, context, precedent, and common sense."

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

(Summer Rerun follows)

8-6-4-7/Comey

(In my best Randy Rainbow impression and apologies to Tommy Tutone)

Hey!

Comey, Comey, who can I turn to?

You give me somethin' I can hold on to

I know you think I'm like the others before

Who heard your name, saw the number on the shore

"Donny, I got your number

I need to make you whine

Donny, don't change your number

8-6-4-7 for all time

8-6-4-7 for all time"

Comey, Comey, you're the one for me

Oh, you don't know me, but you make me so happy

I tried to back you before, but I lost my nerve

But now enough is enough, and I am disturbed

"Donny, I got your number

I need to make you whine

Donny, don't change your number

8-6-4-7 for all time

8-6-4-7 for all time"

I got it (I got it), I got it

I got the number on the beach

I got it (I got it), I got it

For a good time, good time IM-PEACH!

[BREAK]

Hey!

Donny, I got your number

I need to make you whine

Donny, I love that number

8-6-4-7 for all time (8-6-4-7 for all time)

8-6-4-7 for all time (8-6-4-7 for all time)

Comey, Comey, who can I turn to? (8-6-4-7 for all time)

For the price of my time

I can always turn to you (8-6-4-7 for all time)

8-6-4-7 for all time

8-6-4-7 for all time... [FADE]

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Prosecution is irrelevant.

The process is the punishment.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Look, once Judge Boxwine proves the Olympian is a Secret Canadian Wolverine with adamantium finger knives the case is ALL HERS, SHEEPLE!

eddi-SABH's avatar

Trump cannot even terrorize his enemies properly. And in both these cases I believe Hearn and Comey have grounds for a lawsuit versus everybody who left their fingerprints on the initial indictments.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Can't the DOJ take the Courts to Court?

eddi-SABH's avatar

They would just lose that suit as well. Creating an infinite regression of suits suing suits until the DC court system collapses into a black hole.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Taking Trump’s DOJ with it? Let’s give it a try 😃 !

Tish Grier's avatar

yeah, they got their knickers in a bunch over "86 47" because when Trump said "stand back and stand by" he actually meant it. For the Proud Boys. So of course they are going to think SOMEONE ELSE means it too!

what a bunch of scumbags.

Major Kong's avatar

"86 47" is supposed to be this big threat, but it was OK for MAGAts to drive around with a giant decal on the truck showing a bound and gagged Biden. Trump thought it was just so funny.

Tish Grier's avatar

Exactly. I think we could list a whole bunch of bullshit they did that was a-ok.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Speaking of court cases. The Venezuelan men who were flown to the Salvadorian prison (where Noem did a soft-core porn photo op) are suing the companies that provided the planes.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/26/lawsuit-csi-aviation-globalx-cecot-deportation?CMP=share_btn_url

pstokk's avatar

Have there been consequences for corrupting the grand jury institution? If not, then the judicial branch has surrendered to fascism just as much as the Republican party. They'll just keep on doing it and worse.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Yeah, there's a case in Chicago that's on that track. The judge allowed the defense to get grand jury transcripts and the DOJ had lied etc. in getting indictments. Last I heard there were going to be hearing on sanctions, attorney's fees...

pstokk's avatar

Thanks.

But there have been threats of sanctions previously, for defying judicial orders. Nothing came of it.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

I haven't had the pleasure of visiting a seashell-lined beach in some time. If I did, though, I would spend too much time arranging 86 47 displays on the beach up and down the shore.

Old Flint's avatar

I can't wait for the prosecution to explain to the jury just how someone peels paint off of cement with just their fingers.

Cory Thrall's avatar

Another hilarious read. Go get 'em, Comrade General Comey! The Communist Seashell Party has only just begun to spell words at beaches and seashores! BEWARE!

Dave's Not Here's avatar

You would think these Trumpy geniuses would get tired of stretching the rubber band so far that it snaps back and stings them on the nose.

But no. They are certain that "This time, for sure!" people will not stop them for being trifling, petty, vindictive, lying little fascist morons.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

In Georgia (the country), protesters are being arrested for holding signs that say "Is Trump a dick: yes or no?" (replace Trump with whoever their wannabe dictator's name is)