"In one area of contention before the first trial, Mr. Trump’s lawyers wrote to the judge, accusing Ms. Carroll of concealing financial support her case received from Reid Hoffman, the billionaire co-founder of LinkedIn and a strong critic of Mr. Trump’s."
So the people who have systematically dismantled much of the legal framework of the 20th century by *exactly that fucking method* are now "shocked, shocked I tell you". You can't spell "hypocrisy" without "you fascist pimply motherfuckers".
Even if Hoffman had helped her financially I doubt that evidence would have even been allowed in the case. Kaplan would have shredded that motion right in front of the Trump lawyers face and then lit it on fire.
"Your honor, the defense would like to enter the entirety of the Epstein files into evidence. Donald Trump is a rapist of children, Donald Trump is a rapist of adults, Donald Trump is a rapist of the entire fucking country."
The upcoming, brand new and even more lucrative civil action for this new and outrageous harassment of Ms. Carroll will be AWESOME. Potentially the pay out for E. Jean may top a quarter billion Ameros. Too bad the taxpayers will be the ones actually footing the bill. But the depositions will be worth it. Especially the one where he apparently falls asleep in mid sentence, shits his pants and whispers "rosebud".
No need to go over the north pole is there? Save some jet fuel and ditch him over Cape Columbia within the Arctic Circle. I am sure Canada won't mind. Neither will the polar bears always searching for fresh meat.
So the “investigation” is being led by the Chicago idiot who can’t seem to help tainting grand juries and is having major cases revisited based on his inability to ethically indict anyone? Cool, I’ll buy more popcorn.
Pettiest fucking asshole on the face of the earth. It's pathetic that so many are happy to enable this behavior. Vote Pony for Supreme Soviet, and they'll all go in pillories along Pennsylvania Avenue for the rest of their lives.
I was curious about The Felon's appeal of his rape and defamation suit losses. His lawyers asked for two consecutive delays in filing a writ of certiorari. Playing for time.
You can shut your mouth now, little girl, because you basically know NOTHING!
Some "influencer" who started in toddler beauty pageants and is now an Only Fans star milking the "barely legal" bullshit. IMO, it's fucking disgusting. Mommy has pimped her out since toddlerhood, so this is just a natural step for her, I guess.
Guess what, bint? I'm 55 and *men STILL WANT TO SEE ME!* YOUNG fucking men*, too. So go blow it out your ass and get a REAL FUCKING JOB AND AN EDUCATION! Until then, shut your fucking ignorant drooling mouth.
"“There’s a prime in someone’s life – 18 through 25 or 30 – and this is a prime year for me. Unfortunately, if you’re an older person, you’re more likely to look at a 21-year-old than a 45-year-old,” she says. “I’m scared of getting old. Seriously, I really am. That’s why I don’t care about showing myself off, because I love my body right now and this is not going to be my body for the rest of my life: my ears are going to continue to grow, my nose is going to continue to grow. Nobody’s gonna want to see me when I’m fucking 40.”"
ETA: She's also playing up the pedo thing on purpose. What a morally bankrupt fucking bitch.
“Looking like a kid is my thing.” Online, she plays up the theme of having older fans, filming interviews with an odd-looking man in his 50s with a gingery handlebar moustache, describing him as her biggest spender. I suspect this may be scripted content, designed as “rage bait” – deliberately courting disapproval to generate more views."
Yeah—I get being happy with how you look but being fearful about having long earlobes when you’re 40 is unhealthy. Moreover, supporting and perpetuating barely legal stuff is dangerous to kids and gross.
I'm sorry but thinking a woman's life is over at age 30 or 40 is morally bankrupt and should be stamped out everywhere the idea rears it's fucking head.
It's beyond misogynistic. And this little bint is feeding right into it.
And if she's worried about what she looks like at 30 or 40 she got those tatts in really bad places for that. They'll be saggy and look like Hell when she's that age.
I mean, I do. But she is also an adult with a brain. One that doesn't work well, obviously, but a brain nonetheless. If she took her empty fucking head out of social media and her own navel for twenty seconds, she could have a thought.
I am no longer giving "freebies" to the soft-minded, regardless of how they got that way.
Other people can manage. She can learn or not. I have no empathy anymore for stupidity.
This is a person who has nothing. At. All. No internal agency. This is a blow-up doll, who is cursed with a form of sentience, handed to her externally. Founded only on appearance and taking on the role of a disposable appliance.
And she's too fucking soft-headed and ignorant and STUPID to understand what she is doing and the harm she is bringing to little girls with her bullshit.
The problem is you're probably out $20k minimum to even walk in the door with an attorney.
Now, Ms. Carroll probably doesn't have the same problems you and I would have. She's become iconic, due to this outrageous bullshit she never asked for. She has her own life, thanks; and sure didn't need any of this.
But somebody will represent her pro bono, or on very friendly terms. And she does have money.
The one lawyer I've had represent me advised me, "The best way to deal with the American legal system is to never have to deal with the American legal system."
I took that advice to heart and have lived it well in the 35 years since he told me that.
My youngest brother is an attorney who is quite idealistic in some ways but also agrees with said advice.
So if I ever need an attorney, the way I have things set up, there wouldn't be much need for pyrotechnics or table pounding or tricksy tricks. It'd be a straightforward, "Here's the premise, here's the evidence, here are the receipts, are we done now?" kind of thing.
And the MN Assistant Attorney General who took a deposition from me, and tried to confuse me in Minnesota Tax Court in 1991, didn't enjoy either experience.
It appears that Ms. Carroll was asked under oath whether anyone was paying her legal bills. It appears that at the time she was asked, nobody but she was. And then later, Reid Irvine paid some of them. She was asked about it again and told the truth. Which had changed, as things tend to do over time.
So now they're claiming she lied retroactively because what she said later that was true contradicted what she had said earlier that was true, because what was true had changed.
It seems they're scrounging for ways to owe her more money that they're not going to pay.
Judges need to start putting these fuckers in jail for contempt. If, that is, judges care about their own integrity, or the legitimacy of the entire legal system. Which is the basis of why judges in the first place, so they really ought to start caring.
"In one area of contention before the first trial, Mr. Trump’s lawyers wrote to the judge, accusing Ms. Carroll of concealing financial support her case received from Reid Hoffman, the billionaire co-founder of LinkedIn and a strong critic of Mr. Trump’s."
So the people who have systematically dismantled much of the legal framework of the 20th century by *exactly that fucking method* are now "shocked, shocked I tell you". You can't spell "hypocrisy" without "you fascist pimply motherfuckers".
Even if Hoffman had helped her financially I doubt that evidence would have even been allowed in the case. Kaplan would have shredded that motion right in front of the Trump lawyers face and then lit it on fire.
I’m making my ‘28 choice on who has the balls and brains to systematically make these monsters pay for this corruption.
"Your honor, the defense would like to enter the entirety of the Epstein files into evidence. Donald Trump is a rapist of children, Donald Trump is a rapist of adults, Donald Trump is a rapist of the entire fucking country."
The upcoming, brand new and even more lucrative civil action for this new and outrageous harassment of Ms. Carroll will be AWESOME. Potentially the pay out for E. Jean may top a quarter billion Ameros. Too bad the taxpayers will be the ones actually footing the bill. But the depositions will be worth it. Especially the one where he apparently falls asleep in mid sentence, shits his pants and whispers "rosebud".
Blanche needs to be stripped of his US citizenship and dropped out of a plane over central Siberia.
Maybe we can give him a thick winter outfit, just to be nicer than we should.
No need to go over the north pole is there? Save some jet fuel and ditch him over Cape Columbia within the Arctic Circle. I am sure Canada won't mind. Neither will the polar bears always searching for fresh meat.
So the “investigation” is being led by the Chicago idiot who can’t seem to help tainting grand juries and is having major cases revisited based on his inability to ethically indict anyone? Cool, I’ll buy more popcorn.
He won by a landslide in 2020. E. Jean Carroll lied herself into two separate judgments against him. This is how dipshit tyrants rewrite history.
Pettiest fucking asshole on the face of the earth. It's pathetic that so many are happy to enable this behavior. Vote Pony for Supreme Soviet, and they'll all go in pillories along Pennsylvania Avenue for the rest of their lives.
YES!
Or like those hanging cages that Mad Martigan was rescued from in Willow.
Which reminds me of my favorite Willow quote, which I actually get to use once in a while:
"She's Elora Danan, the future Empress of Tir Asleen...and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! That is my favorite, too. XD XD XD XD
Trying to come up with birthday present ideas for his big 8-0 in June?
LOL!
I was curious about The Felon's appeal of his rape and defamation suit losses. His lawyers asked for two consecutive delays in filing a writ of certiorari. Playing for time.
https://www.supremecourt.gov/search.aspx?filename=/docket/docketfiles/html/public/25a250.html
https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25/25A250/373044/20250828130443244_Application%20to%20Extend%20Time%20w%20Appendix.pdf
OT: Jesus fuck. Shoot me now.
You can shut your mouth now, little girl, because you basically know NOTHING!
Some "influencer" who started in toddler beauty pageants and is now an Only Fans star milking the "barely legal" bullshit. IMO, it's fucking disgusting. Mommy has pimped her out since toddlerhood, so this is just a natural step for her, I guess.
Guess what, bint? I'm 55 and *men STILL WANT TO SEE ME!* YOUNG fucking men*, too. So go blow it out your ass and get a REAL FUCKING JOB AND AN EDUCATION! Until then, shut your fucking ignorant drooling mouth.
"“There’s a prime in someone’s life – 18 through 25 or 30 – and this is a prime year for me. Unfortunately, if you’re an older person, you’re more likely to look at a 21-year-old than a 45-year-old,” she says. “I’m scared of getting old. Seriously, I really am. That’s why I don’t care about showing myself off, because I love my body right now and this is not going to be my body for the rest of my life: my ears are going to continue to grow, my nose is going to continue to grow. Nobody’s gonna want to see me when I’m fucking 40.”"
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/may/28/piper-rockelle-former-child-influencer-onlyfans
ETA: She's also playing up the pedo thing on purpose. What a morally bankrupt fucking bitch.
“Looking like a kid is my thing.” Online, she plays up the theme of having older fans, filming interviews with an odd-looking man in his 50s with a gingery handlebar moustache, describing him as her biggest spender. I suspect this may be scripted content, designed as “rage bait” – deliberately courting disapproval to generate more views."
Gee- the answer to The Guardians hed question is pretty easy...can you say, "Money"? I thought you could...
Yeah—I get being happy with how you look but being fearful about having long earlobes when you’re 40 is unhealthy. Moreover, supporting and perpetuating barely legal stuff is dangerous to kids and gross.
I'm sorry but thinking a woman's life is over at age 30 or 40 is morally bankrupt and should be stamped out everywhere the idea rears it's fucking head.
It's beyond misogynistic. And this little bint is feeding right into it.
Don’t be sorry for being right!
And if she's worried about what she looks like at 30 or 40 she got those tatts in really bad places for that. They'll be saggy and look like Hell when she's that age.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It gets worse if you read the whole thing.
Blame her mother for her fuckupedness.
I mean, I do. But she is also an adult with a brain. One that doesn't work well, obviously, but a brain nonetheless. If she took her empty fucking head out of social media and her own navel for twenty seconds, she could have a thought.
I am no longer giving "freebies" to the soft-minded, regardless of how they got that way.
Other people can manage. She can learn or not. I have no empathy anymore for stupidity.
This is a person who has nothing. At. All. No internal agency. This is a blow-up doll, who is cursed with a form of sentience, handed to her externally. Founded only on appearance and taking on the role of a disposable appliance.
And she wants to live like that.
I'm sorry. Why should I respect this? I'm told I have to respect sex workers. I'm sorry. I don't respect them all, especially people like her.
I don't respect this. I'm sorry. I don't. It's disgusting, IMO.
I really hate the whole "influencer" bullshit. They can all FUCK OFF. The internet has given rise to the WORST fucking people.
Thank Reality TV for showing "The Way" to monetize the worst people in the World. 🌎
The Apprentice 🤬
Which looks like every Cabinet meeting now...ugh...
Oh YES!
Yep. 100%.
And she's too fucking soft-headed and ignorant and STUPID to understand what she is doing and the harm she is bringing to little girls with her bullshit.
Mob boss sics his paid mouthpiece on enemy.
"Film at 11"
Being called in front of a grand jury for one of Trumps lolfare cases is going to become less and less intimidating as every single prosecution fails.
The problem is you're probably out $20k minimum to even walk in the door with an attorney.
Now, Ms. Carroll probably doesn't have the same problems you and I would have. She's become iconic, due to this outrageous bullshit she never asked for. She has her own life, thanks; and sure didn't need any of this.
But somebody will represent her pro bono, or on very friendly terms. And she does have money.
If it were me I'd be fucked.
Nope! You’d have me.
I wouldn’t be worth much but I would represent you!
The one lawyer I've had represent me advised me, "The best way to deal with the American legal system is to never have to deal with the American legal system."
I took that advice to heart and have lived it well in the 35 years since he told me that.
My youngest brother is an attorney who is quite idealistic in some ways but also agrees with said advice.
So if I ever need an attorney, the way I have things set up, there wouldn't be much need for pyrotechnics or table pounding or tricksy tricks. It'd be a straightforward, "Here's the premise, here's the evidence, here are the receipts, are we done now?" kind of thing.
And the MN Assistant Attorney General who took a deposition from me, and tried to confuse me in Minnesota Tax Court in 1991, didn't enjoy either experience.
I'd ping you.
Discovery. Is. A. Bitch.
Also, these people are fucking stupid. Literally no one was talking about this right now, so hey, let's Streisand Effect this motherfucker!
Bring it on, morons. Ms. Carroll is locked and loaded and ain't got time for your shit. And SHE HAS RECEIPTS.
DAMMIT BOWIE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO DIE AND UNLEASH THIS STUPID TIMELINE ON US??????
It was the Timeline that kilt him...
David Bowie, Tom Petty and Prince were written out to make room for all these nasty crazy new characters.
That's how you can tell this series is almost ready to be cancelled. No money, so shitty cast replacements.
Trump should now prove his dominance over the Strait of Hormuz by going there and jumping over a shark on water skis.
It appears that Ms. Carroll was asked under oath whether anyone was paying her legal bills. It appears that at the time she was asked, nobody but she was. And then later, Reid Irvine paid some of them. She was asked about it again and told the truth. Which had changed, as things tend to do over time.
So now they're claiming she lied retroactively because what she said later that was true contradicted what she had said earlier that was true, because what was true had changed.
It seems they're scrounging for ways to owe her more money that they're not going to pay.
Judges need to start putting these fuckers in jail for contempt. If, that is, judges care about their own integrity, or the legitimacy of the entire legal system. Which is the basis of why judges in the first place, so they really ought to start caring.