Let's talk about the integrity of the 2024 general election (and the 2026 midterm, with concerns from BOTH sides of the aisle):
* The 2024 election HAD to be rigged because down-ballot candidates weren't doing as well as the Fulvous Fuckwad:
> "In post-Election Day conversations, some right-wing election fraud activists persisted with claims of widespread fraud. But they refocused their efforts on the outstanding down-ballot races across the country, particularly in swing states where other Republicans on the ballot seemed to be underperforming relative to Trump [sic]. On Telegram, for example, election fraud activist Seth Keshel suggested that, while Trump [sic] won the election with “zero concerns,” the vote margins of down-ballot races in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Nevada still suggested “manipulated outcomes.”" https://www.cip.uw.edu/2024/11/08/post-election-rumors/
Someone needs to explain to me why the Dems would have committed fraud in down-ballot elections but didn't have the numbers to overcome the Cheater-in-Chief's "massive" win.
* Also committing rampant fraud was Elmo the Man-child and his bribes offered to voters to actually cast their ballots:
> "After the election, voters in a handful of battleground states filed proposed class-action civil fraud lawsuits against Musk [sic] and his political group, America PAC, which both deny wrongdoing. The voters claimed Musk [sic] duped them into believing that they’d have a fair shot at the money if they signed up for the sweepstakes — which included turning over their private data to his political organization.
Musk [sic] had publicly stated that the payouts would be given away “randomly” to registered voters. But his lawyers later conceded in court that winners were “not chosen by chance” but rather were picked based on whether they would be a strong spokesperson for the pro-Trump [sic] super PAC." https://www.kcra.com/article/elon-musk-settles-voter-giveaway-lawsuits/74156219
* So, what about fraud and election integrity in the midterms?
> "[...] rhetoric from the Trump [sic] administration about voter fraud has been pervasive. [...] Voter fraud is not a real problem in the United States. Study after study, by public officials and think tanks, has shown that voting by noncitizens and other ineligible voters happens only at minuscule, statistically insignificant levels." https://theconversation.com/why-the-gops-voter-fraud-messaging-may-backfire-292106
Who ya gonna believe: some random, unidentified public officials and thinktanks or a regime that is the most honest and transparent administration in US history... shit, in all of world history?
* Ok, fine, but what can states do to protect the integrity of our election system?
> "A small group of U.S. national security officials has been discreetly advising state governments and congressional lawmakers on how to prepare for the possibility that the Trump [sic] administration will attempt to interfere in November’s midterm elections, according to people involved in the effort.
[...]
Their efforts are motivated not by political bias, they say, but a growing sense of alarm that President Donald Trump [sic] will harm American democracy by undermining the integrity of the vote to keep the Republican Party in power.
We all need to keep vigilant to assure the election isn't corrupted. A surefire way to do this is to vote early (as this past weekend's No Kings events targeted). If you're a RINO knowing the whooping your party is about to experience may I suggest that you too vote early... and often.
I'm beginning to worry about that mystery lump on Dondon's ass. I'm beginning to suspect that it's actually an egg sack and that it will burst on November 3, covering large portions of the nation with virulent Donlettes.
OT: There’s a band on the radio called Bourbon Sprawl playing a song about falling in love with your couple’s counselor so you pick fights with your wife as an excuse to see the counselor. Hilarious.
OT: Infuriatingly, but unsurprisingly, the DA said that the officer who murdered Kohen Wiley was justified in his use of force. A baby was murdered over *possible* shoplifting.
They have a rightwing media human centipede to spread this forced meme, and if they can get some voter suppression of legal voters, that's the best thing for the unreconstructed Republican Party.
Because if voting weren't powerful Republicans wouldn't work so hard to make it difficult.
Early voting is coming for me next week, and best believe I'll be doing my part. You all make sure you're doing the do, and vote as early as possible, preferably in person. Remember, Republicans make it difficult to vote on Election Day on purpose. Make sure your voting plans are in effect now.
During the Great Patriotic War, an NKVD man brought in a peasant to see Stalin himself.
"Comrade Premier, I accuse this worker of sedition. I heard him say, and I quote: "That mustachio'd Asshole is ruining our country."
Stalin scowls at the worker. "Comrade, would you care to explain to whom you were referring as a "mustacio'd Asshole"?
"Why, that Adolph Hitler, Comrade Premier! He has that stupid little mustache, and his Fascisti invasion is ruining our glorious Union of Soviet Socialists!"
"I see, you may go, Comrade, I cannot argue your point. NOW, Comrade Chekisti, exactly to whom were YOU referring as an "mustacio'd Asshole?"
OT
At our local Kings rallly I a wore a red shirt with the word 'NEAT' in big letters. Only a couple of folks got it without asking.
Oh I see - No Ice. Thanks Goin Green
?
No ICE
OK - spoiler... When you order your whisky no ice, what do you say?
Got it. Barman! Berlermakers!
Sorry... didn't click the "replies" before I answered them.
Let's talk about the integrity of the 2024 general election (and the 2026 midterm, with concerns from BOTH sides of the aisle):
* The 2024 election HAD to be rigged because down-ballot candidates weren't doing as well as the Fulvous Fuckwad:
> "In post-Election Day conversations, some right-wing election fraud activists persisted with claims of widespread fraud. But they refocused their efforts on the outstanding down-ballot races across the country, particularly in swing states where other Republicans on the ballot seemed to be underperforming relative to Trump [sic]. On Telegram, for example, election fraud activist Seth Keshel suggested that, while Trump [sic] won the election with “zero concerns,” the vote margins of down-ballot races in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Nevada still suggested “manipulated outcomes.”" https://www.cip.uw.edu/2024/11/08/post-election-rumors/
Someone needs to explain to me why the Dems would have committed fraud in down-ballot elections but didn't have the numbers to overcome the Cheater-in-Chief's "massive" win.
* Also committing rampant fraud was Elmo the Man-child and his bribes offered to voters to actually cast their ballots:
> "After the election, voters in a handful of battleground states filed proposed class-action civil fraud lawsuits against Musk [sic] and his political group, America PAC, which both deny wrongdoing. The voters claimed Musk [sic] duped them into believing that they’d have a fair shot at the money if they signed up for the sweepstakes — which included turning over their private data to his political organization.
Musk [sic] had publicly stated that the payouts would be given away “randomly” to registered voters. But his lawyers later conceded in court that winners were “not chosen by chance” but rather were picked based on whether they would be a strong spokesperson for the pro-Trump [sic] super PAC." https://www.kcra.com/article/elon-musk-settles-voter-giveaway-lawsuits/74156219
* So, what about fraud and election integrity in the midterms?
> "[...] rhetoric from the Trump [sic] administration about voter fraud has been pervasive. [...] Voter fraud is not a real problem in the United States. Study after study, by public officials and think tanks, has shown that voting by noncitizens and other ineligible voters happens only at minuscule, statistically insignificant levels." https://theconversation.com/why-the-gops-voter-fraud-messaging-may-backfire-292106
Who ya gonna believe: some random, unidentified public officials and thinktanks or a regime that is the most honest and transparent administration in US history... shit, in all of world history?
* Ok, fine, but what can states do to protect the integrity of our election system?
> "A small group of U.S. national security officials has been discreetly advising state governments and congressional lawmakers on how to prepare for the possibility that the Trump [sic] administration will attempt to interfere in November’s midterm elections, according to people involved in the effort.
[...]
Their efforts are motivated not by political bias, they say, but a growing sense of alarm that President Donald Trump [sic] will harm American democracy by undermining the integrity of the vote to keep the Republican Party in power.
Over the past several months, the group has consulted with officials from 10 states, including governors, election officials and members of the House and Senate from both political parties who share a fear of federal intervention, two people involved in the effort said." https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/10/20/us-officials-quietly-advise-states-fearing-trump-election-meddling/
We all need to keep vigilant to assure the election isn't corrupted. A surefire way to do this is to vote early (as this past weekend's No Kings events targeted). If you're a RINO knowing the whooping your party is about to experience may I suggest that you too vote early... and often.
fnord
The down ballot differences are easy to explain if you think cult vs. voters.
All your base are belong to us… and apparently your spouses and children too since Hegseth didn’t see fit to evacuate them.
good lordt was this a long day!
thank the absinthe makers and dispensaries that nao yrrrrr
smoking lamp is lit
(yaaaay!)
Blessed are they.
amongst humans
And blessed are their Fruits of the Loom.
And you, brother.
I'm beginning to worry about that mystery lump on Dondon's ass. I'm beginning to suspect that it's actually an egg sack and that it will burst on November 3, covering large portions of the nation with virulent Donlettes.
The South Park boys were prescient, but Satan isn’t having the baby.
It's actually a third buttock. Just ask Arthur Frampton.
Any relationship to Peter?
No, a cousin of Monty
Are we sure it’s not an infected perineum?
A tainted taint, in other words?
Level 120 Pustulent Prevaricators
And the six scrimshawed 'nads of Cthulhu.
Auntie Beeb says UK sending f-15s to Saudi to protect against Houthi attacks
wheeeeee!
dog forbid the Saudi's use their own shit,
That WE sold them!
Their 'AF' is an international joke
What shit? Saudis never pay.
Jamal Khashoggi would've entered the chat...
Fun!
can we call it a world war yet? can we??
Not until we nuke every hurricane out of existence. I mean, why hurry with such declarations? Gotta be sure about these things!
Whirled War, please. Look at all the Orange Oaf's spin.
OT: There’s a band on the radio called Bourbon Sprawl playing a song about falling in love with your couple’s counselor so you pick fights with your wife as an excuse to see the counselor. Hilarious.
"Write what you know." 🤪
Well, you certainly can't say it's not a novel approach to launching an extra-marital affair.
I’ve lived worse…
I MEAN YEAH I CAN BUY ANYTHING SO HERE'S THE... AND I BOUGHT IT AND IT'S MINE
Trump says he will have spent $400m to support Republicans in midterms -- The Guardian
Right.
OT: Infuriatingly, but unsurprisingly, the DA said that the officer who murdered Kohen Wiley was justified in his use of force. A baby was murdered over *possible* shoplifting.
https://atlantablackstar.com/2026/07/04/attorneys-say-mississippi-toddlers-independent-autopsy-is-raising-new-questions/
https://www.ms.now/news/mississippi-attorney-general-says-police-officer-who-killed-1-year-old-was-justified
Congressional oversight is coming… White House creates Fawn Hall Recycling Center.
They have a rightwing media human centipede to spread this forced meme, and if they can get some voter suppression of legal voters, that's the best thing for the unreconstructed Republican Party.
Because if voting weren't powerful Republicans wouldn't work so hard to make it difficult.
Early voting is coming for me next week, and best believe I'll be doing my part. You all make sure you're doing the do, and vote as early as possible, preferably in person. Remember, Republicans make it difficult to vote on Election Day on purpose. Make sure your voting plans are in effect now.
Mount up!
And Don't Give Up The Ship!
Just got back from depositing my mail ballot in the drop box. Now I'll stalk the Supervisor of Elections website to make sure it's counted.
I voted, and my ballot was counted!
I’m still waiting on my California ballot in the mail, WHICH WAS MAILED ON OCTOBER 1st!
Yeah that's lost for sure
Call or email your county elections office immediately:
https://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/voting-resources/county-elections-offices
do you have a back-up plan?
Why do we have seat belts again?
John Stapp
EDIT: https://nmspacemuseum.org/inductee/john-p-stapp/
He needs to Stapp.
oh he did. repeatedly, and rather hard.
Abrupt, even.
During the Great Patriotic War, an NKVD man brought in a peasant to see Stalin himself.
"Comrade Premier, I accuse this worker of sedition. I heard him say, and I quote: "That mustachio'd Asshole is ruining our country."
Stalin scowls at the worker. "Comrade, would you care to explain to whom you were referring as a "mustacio'd Asshole"?
"Why, that Adolph Hitler, Comrade Premier! He has that stupid little mustache, and his Fascisti invasion is ruining our glorious Union of Soviet Socialists!"
"I see, you may go, Comrade, I cannot argue your point. NOW, Comrade Chekisti, exactly to whom were YOU referring as an "mustacio'd Asshole?"
Oh...𝐎𝐇! Awkward.
Wonder what happened to Chekisti...
Got to hang out with Yezhov.
Impeach this traitor!
Hegseth suggests Ukrainians haven't abided by Starlink's "terms of service"
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mydgfvcqxk2q
Cool story, No Tab Pete.
Blotto von Bismarck sez what? I couldn't hear him through the sticky bacterial film on his hands.
Bismark LiEBilZ!1
He invented social security. And he's a jelly doughnut.
When you make Lord Hee-Haw defense secretary...
Is that why Peelon told that orange bag of shit to turn it off?
This is what happens when you don’t study history.
You have to take it again.
Like America's Pilonidal Cyst, they probably had to burn the school down to get this asshole out of the 4th grade.
So, we've arrived at the point of fine print on commercial agreements as a matter of defending democracy.
It was only a matter of time.
Fucking pathetic. You're a fuck up, Pete. Face it.
If I were him, I’d be lining up some good attorneys.
I do wonder how he's panicking on the inside. He's "young" enough to serve time for all his illegal fuckery
He should be afraid of anything lining up against him.