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Maybe's avatar

The only way Schiff could have been more specific in his question would be if he had the items' serial numbers.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

"Watch as I make Democracy disappear live on the TeeVee!!!"

thixotropic jerk's avatar

We don't refer to it as "waterboarding" anymore it's termed "extreme thirst quenching via aquatic deluge" now.

tg's avatar

Yeah, and the "because I say so" is not a get out of jail card

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Or college kids. I mean, so I've heard, or something...*swallows drily, shifts eyes around, fidgets nervously, dry coughs*

mailman27's avatar

Can they keep this shit up for years? Because I'm afraid they're just never gonna stop. They're keeping it up for years. And you know what they say about justice delayed, right?

mailman27's avatar

The man leaves a trail, no doubt. (The "man" being "Trump," don't hold me to those definitions.)

tg's avatar

I think what he meant was "a multi-ply of privilege", which is what they call expensive toilet paper, only useful for wiping your backside. Which is what judges will do with it when they read that drivel.

The idea that the president can claim executive privilege preemptively over everything he has ever done, and anyone who ever worked in his administration can also claim executive privilege without even consulting the president as to particulars? So the executive branch never has to answer any questions at any time before during or after they are elected? To Congress, courts, everyone?

Got it. I hope King Biden is listening.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Praise lead the redder lead-eye throat!

Wookie Monster's avatar

Remember when republicans still controlled Congress and a Trump flunky would just smugly look back at the committee and say, “we’re not going to answer that question.”

Senator, “are you asserting executive privilege?”

Flunky, “we’re not going to answer that question either.”

And the Republican chair would just shrug like Reverend Jim and say, “Okee doke.”

Wookie Monster's avatar

I’m waiting for one these doofuses to throw a smoke bomb and try to disappear like David Copperfield.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I want to know how any of them got a license to practice in the first place.

H-Bob's avatar

"I know nothing"!

H-Bob's avatar

Trump University.

The Lego R.B.G.'s avatar

Filled with dog poo and left out in the rain so it couldn't be set on fire.