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Mark Linimon's avatar

"Wonder who they are gossiping about! It is a mystery." -- some prime Evan right there.

Marycat2021's avatar

The Lies Social posts are getting weirder and weirder. But they're still effective in influencing his cult. "Thank you for your attention to this matter" is now his go-to favorite phrase.

And funny how he never calls the Democratic party "communists" anymore.

Maybe's avatar

trumpy doesn't even reach the word salad level--he's stuck at word slime.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

What your onion farting, soiled sleeveless t-shirt wearing, slumlord puts at the end of the reminder note he slipped under the broken door of your third floor walk-up when you are two days late paying the rent. Cat don't change spots. It's in their genes.

Maury Kendall's avatar

There was not a breath of wind when Tiny Hands fumbled the blank papers. Look at the trees behind him. Well, look at *anything* but him, really, but my point is: no wind. Just a fumbling old reprobate and convicted felon. And Sir Kier.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"The guy doesn’t have a clue. He's a mess. "

It's always projection.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Also too, he got out of G7 just in time to avoid SCARY SCARY Vlodomyyr Zelenskyy, who showed up right after Trump left. The last time those two were in the same room, Trump emerged looking like the world's biggest (physically) AND smallest (every other way) bully, who had to enlist JD Fucking Vance and Marge Greene's boyfriend to gang up on the future Nobel Prize winner Zelenskyy, who not only kicked all three of their asses but looked great doing it.

So Big Sir Bully runs away. Again.

Rad's avatar

Made it back just in time for his tee time.

Lynn Veit's avatar

Is anyone else here having a problem with their "like" votes disappearing? I "like" comments, then when I scroll back through said comments, the likes are all gone.

????

Odd J's avatar

if I click the heart/like thingy, nothing happens, at all. Never been able to like any comments.

Lynn Veit's avatar

The photo captioned "told you he looked like shit" is a jewel. Those little pinpricks/eyeholes scream impending death (oh please please please!) and pure evil.

Maybe's avatar

I don't want trumpy or anyone to die--but I wouldn't mourn him. And I've got to admit that I would love to see President Vance with a huge target on his back as every Repub who wants to take over the party comes at him with rebar, sticks, bricks, shivs, etc. That's metaphorical. If I said guns, that might be real.

Rad's avatar

It's the only SCROTUS* headline I care to ever read.

* - SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States.

Maybe's avatar

Supreme Court Repubs of the United States.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

I just got done explaining to a relative in Shetland why life in the US sucks. Let that sink in.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Assistants to Sir have begun to tie his hands behind his back: "It's comfortable for Sir but also helpful in that it cuts down on his masterful air accordion playing, allowing Sir to give more attention to what Sir is saying and less to Sir's imaginary Bass and Chord buttons."

Lynn Veit's avatar

Now if only Sir's assistants would duct tape that anus-shaped mouth

TakingAmes's avatar

I… I just… like… *insert Nathan Fillion .gif here*

Why is this timeline so goddamn fucking stupid?

Hank Napkin's avatar

It's so fucking stupid because it's an accurate reflection of humanity.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. What an embarrassment of bitches. (I know, dog libel.)

Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘻, 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

IMHO more along the lines of “Go fuck yourself, asshole.”