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Mark Linimon's avatar

"Wonder who they are gossiping about! It is a mystery." -- some prime Evan right there.

Marycat2021's avatar

The Lies Social posts are getting weirder and weirder. But they're still effective in influencing his cult. "Thank you for your attention to this matter" is now his go-to favorite phrase.

And funny how he never calls the Democratic party "communists" anymore.

Maybe's avatar

trumpy doesn't even reach the word salad level--he's stuck at word slime.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

What your onion farting, soiled sleeveless t-shirt wearing, slumlord puts at the end of the reminder note he slipped under the broken door of your third floor walk-up when you are two days late paying the rent. Cat don't change spots. It's in their genes.

Maury Kendall's avatar

There was not a breath of wind when Tiny Hands fumbled the blank papers. Look at the trees behind him. Well, look at *anything* but him, really, but my point is: no wind. Just a fumbling old reprobate and convicted felon. And Sir Kier.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"The guy doesn’t have a clue. He's a mess. "

It's always projection.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Also too, he got out of G7 just in time to avoid SCARY SCARY Vlodomyyr Zelenskyy, who showed up right after Trump left. The last time those two were in the same room, Trump emerged looking like the world's biggest (physically) AND smallest (every other way) bully, who had to enlist JD Fucking Vance and Marge Greene's boyfriend to gang up on the future Nobel Prize winner Zelenskyy, who not only kicked all three of their asses but looked great doing it.

So Big Sir Bully runs away. Again.

Rad's avatar

Made it back just in time for his tee time.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

I just got done explaining to a relative in Shetland why life in the US sucks. Let that sink in.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Assistants to Sir have begun to tie his hands behind his back: "It's comfortable for Sir but also helpful in that it cuts down on his masterful air accordion playing, allowing Sir to give more attention to what Sir is saying and less to Sir's imaginary Bass and Chord buttons."

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TakingAmes's avatar

I… I just… like… *insert Nathan Fillion .gif here*

Why is this timeline so goddamn fucking stupid?

Hank Napkin's avatar

It's so fucking stupid because it's an accurate reflection of humanity.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. What an embarrassment of bitches. (I know, dog libel.)

Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘻, 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

IMHO more along the lines of “Go fuck yourself, asshole.”

rebecca's avatar

It really sounds like his brain is turning into mush while we and the rest of the world watch. It's not funny at all. It is unkind and medically unsound to allow an apparently suffering Senior citizen to attempt to function in an environment where he literally can't, just to hang on to your power to destroy the government, the country, and the economy. This is what happened to the only son of Henry VIII, who was never healthy and when whatever his health issues were began to kill him was kept alive, suffering and in terrible pain, just so his proxies could control the government as long as possible. That of course was because their only choices upon his death were a Catholic queen or a Protestant queen, a different situation to be sure, but similar in the reason of who had the tightest grip on power.

Maybe's avatar

I have often thought that trumpy is very much like Henry VIII in terms of ego, dissipation, stupidity, and wives. Though I don't believe Henry VIII played golf.

Dina's avatar

Henry VIII jousted. Maybe trump should try that!

Stuart's avatar

Woodrow Wilson. Ronald Reagan. There's no need to go back to Henry VIII.

rebecca's avatar

The lust for power inTudor England and the lies told that led to murders and beheadings are to me more comparable to what's going on today in what used to be America. Wilson and Reagan and their respective situations were bad enough, but what's going on now would have been inconceivable in either of their times.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Ed. Note: Brain is turning to MUCK. Watch your S and C substitutions!

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I am reminded of the sign "Trump is a RA_IST" with the P and the C being the two choices available.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Also, in the Forests of Norway, “RAKIST”.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The tulip fields of Skagit Valley rely on a slurry of pig shit. In Spring the air fills with its aroma, reminiscent of Trump Empire, the Scent of a Man.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I know nothing about Giorgia Meloni of Italy other than she gives the best eye roll.