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Hitler was right about the Autobahns. OK, aside from that, I've got nothing.

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Nope. Let him burn in hell where he belongs.

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The "I didn't know what an asshole I was until the fake media posted this fake news about the asshole thing I did" defense is on page 42 of New Gingrich's "Being An Asshole for Dummies."

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MTG is the power broker now? I threw in my mouth a little just typing that. This is all McConnell's fault. He had every republican's genitals in a vice. He could have let Trump just dangle in the wind instead of letting his party kowtow to Trump's every stupid whim.

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You could quote about a hundred different famous people talking about how important the youth are to the future. But none of them make the MAGAts as tingly as Hitler.

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true. well Hitler, and the orange knockoff.

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Miller is a reminder that IL, like NY/CA etc. has a lot of bad people in it who don't have power like they do in MS/AL etc. because the sane folks in cities outnumber them.

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Wait... why take the sticker off if the fake news is saying the 3%ers are bad? If it's fake that they're bad then they're actually good and should be on his truck??? I'm so confused about reality.

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I figure I won't pay for my electricity this month cuz it's a "fake bill." Why fake?? Cuz I said so!

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Und Dagvuhd, too.

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She is following the 'socialist' name-calling of Obama - no one thought it would catch on but it did

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Ms. O, who makes and sells jewelry online, got a new hand mannequin for photos. The damned thing's flashing the white power symbol.

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Whatever else you want to say about Hitler, he did kill Hitler.

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In the 1980s, there was an issue of Captain America where the Red Skull decided to put away all the Nazi paraphernalia because the war had been over for forty years and all the baggage associated with it was a hindrance to his dreams of world conquest.

Now, nearly forty years after that, we have members of Congress quoting Hitler and visiting his vacation home as part of their “bucket list.”

Hail Hydra?

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OK, so the MAGAt set loves Hitler.Hitler killed millions of Jews.Israel is the Jewish state, and MAGAts love Israel. What. The. Fuck.

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Love Israel, because: Jesus. Hate Jews, because: Jesus.

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