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DemoCat's avatar

If Swift was trying to stay out of it and stick to music, this should piss her off good. “You weren’t satisfied with me keeping my political views to myself? Fine. I heartily support Harris/Walz and urge my followers and fans to vote with your hearts! Kiss kiss!”

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Isn't riling up the Swifties like waking up the Ents?

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simpledinosaur's avatar

The right-wingers already know she can't stand them and their trashy beliefs, so it's no secret. An endorsement of Harris/Walz might do considerable good.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Chump views all politics like a reality TV show. How about an unannounced cameo walk-on and endorsement at the convention?

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

I’d bet real money this was that scumbag Lewandowski’s bright idea, and the really amazing thing is they actually thought it would gain them more votes than lose! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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hvdv's avatar

That is not what actual Swifties look like.

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AppleScruff's avatar

The desperation is so cringey I can't even...

I'm calling it now: Taylor Swift will be at the convention this week. I didn't look at her tour schedule so I am not sure if she is still in Europe. But at the very least, there will be a video endorsement from her (and maybe her cats).

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

When you have your own fleet of jet aircraft, you can be everywhere all at once!

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AppleScruff's avatar

Well, she DID make it to the Superbowl in the middle of her tour and I'm pretty sure she was in Japan that weekend, sooooo....

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Darth Trad's avatar

He just lost. This is the moment he lost.

This single event isn't the cause, but it is obvious now that he can't win.

Game over fat-boy.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Tracks

He has to make up his supporters.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Jerk it Off (Trump's version)

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Hank Napkin's avatar

My God! That man is SO! MUCH! FUN!!!!

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Susan Mazur-Stommen's avatar

He doesn't have Tay Tay money. Bad call, bro.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

The Quisling is falling into harem fantasies now. Oh, good. An objective can be a good thing to have.

"Who became so famous / With a reputation so great

That he ran for President / And didn't carry a state?"

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

This has got to be one of the dumbest things T***p has ever done and boy, has he done a lot of dumb stuff.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

...today...

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Give him more rope!!!!!!

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

This has got to be one of the dumbest things T***p has ever done SO FAR.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I stand corrected sir.

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David Walter's avatar

That's a bold move Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

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Boscoe's avatar

This is just that thing Trump does where he pretends some popular celebrity "called him last night" to tell him how "they totally support" him and how he is the "greatest president evar" and the next day, said popular celebrity has to make a public statement that no, they never called Trump and actually voted for the democrat.

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avidlurker's avatar

There's also the Dick Cheney move where you plant a story in the New York Times from an "unnamed source", then you cite that story as evidence. So I figure he'll be citing this in his meandering speeches as evidence that Swift and her fans have come around and are now in his corner.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

In my dream scenario, Taylor Swift shows up on day 4 of the DNC, introduces and endorses Gloria Johnson for US Senator in TN, and further endorses the Harris/Walz ticket. With a mini-concert.

1st song: You Need to Calm Down

2nd song: If I Were a Man

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