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Rachel Slaughter's avatar

Wouldn’t it be delicious if Zelenskyy got the Noble 🇺🇦🤩

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Gail Liebson's avatar

This ain’t happenin’

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DemoCat's avatar

Trump’s mouth forms the precise anatomical shape of a cat’s butthole when he speaks, and both offer exactly the same level of insight into international affairs.

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DemoCat's avatar

Add Ukraine to NATO, with a notice to Putin to withdraw all troops and war material within 30 days or face the consequences of the democratic Allies, including arrest and international tribunal for mass murder and war crimes against humanity. Suspend all trade with Russia and freeze all banking and financial transactions. See if Putin reconsiders his feelings about surrender.

Send me my Nobel Peace Prize.

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imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"Just kidding, he has failed again and now things are worse."

That could be the subhead for just about everything ever written about the guy.

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kmblue187's avatar

A reporter asked Trump yesterday something like , "How about the Russians attacking Ukraine this morning?" And I can accurately quote Trump "Well, they're at war."

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Alexander Jordan's avatar

Stop with all the " nobel prize " nonsense. Nothing associated with trump says " peace ". He causes problems not fixes them and then blames every one else. Then he keeps begging people to nominate him but they know they lose all credibility if they do that. If he ever gets one that prize and every one after will be pointless.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The red line in Trump's head is losing his deal for a Trump hotel in Moscow.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Much negotiating! Such deal-arting!

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Serendipity and Gryffn are outside wearing their jingle bells, and their AirTags, and pretending that they are great hunting cats. I’m out there trying to finish up the brackets for the railings across the front of the porch, and decided to come in here and grab my iPad and listen to some tunes while I’m out there. Four down six to go.

Then I need to stain the rails and screw them on, not necessarily in that order. And I have a feeling next winter I’m gonna be really glad I spent today doing this. OK that motivates me a little bit.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Slight correction, Large Orange wants his "Noble Prize".

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. IMHO there is one, and only one reason That Thing in the Offal Office wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

Obama has one.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"So, no Nobel Prize for Trump today."

You just know, that sometime in the future, FFOTUS is going to claim he shoulda be awarded one for all he achomplished in that conflict

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Where's Jared's Nobel for his lasting peace in the Middle East?!

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

He thinks he should be awarded an honorary Nobel Prize, because the wars in Ukraine and Gaza would never have started if he had still been president.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

(While completely missing the point that Nobel Prizes are, by definition, honorary.)

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CzechJournalists's avatar

think he mostly want$ the ca$h

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I think his motivation is that Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and he's green with envy.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I noted this befgore, but when FFOTUS talks about all the Russian and Ukrainian trops dying, he doesn't seem to give a passing hoot about all the civilians killed, injured, or rendered homeless". To me, this just emphasizes FFOTUS's callousness and makes his "efforts" at "peacemaking" just a bit insulting

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Bupkus231's avatar

"...head “negotiator” Vladimir Medinsky told him, “We fought Sweden for 21 years. How long are you ready to fight?”..."

I dunno - trying to intimidate your opponent by referring to a war fought more than 200 years ago ( he's referring to "The Great Northern War", 1700-1721 - and Russia was part of a coalition of forces from other countries ) seems just a little weak.

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Margo Lindsey's avatar

Putin spelled out his rationale for invading Ukraine. Russian Federation must be an empire like that under Catherine the Great and regain its lost USSR superpower status. Crimea is the indispensable region to annex as well as regions between it and Russia. Putin wants much more wealth for Russia via conquest and covets Ukraine’s agriculture and industrial regions.

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