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Finally, the EPA comes up with a way to increase coal consumption and bring back all those deep seam mining jobs in Kentucky, West Virginia, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

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Always liked how Dr. Smith used Will as a human shield. Even child me thought Will's parents were idiots for letting him go off alone with Dr. Smith.

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The panic button got stuck on the first day.

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If they're concerned about conflicts of interest, I hear there's a doozy in the White House.

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And hey, just for a clean sweep, the Interior Dept is suspending something like 200 of its advisory boards. "We don' need any o' that advisory stuff, we'll just pull shit out of our asses...."

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Gotta do something to pay off those student loans.

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you don't fool me . . . you just want to be able to say "he went to Jarred" again!

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Is the middle guy supposed to be Bill Cipher?

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Heh...Illuminati, I think.

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I never tire of this Isaac Asimov quote and have posted it before but it seems particularly relevant on this thread as the ignorant anti-science Idiocracy continues to strengthen its grip under Trump's rule. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I understand, science often gets in my way too.

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And iron filings for extra nutrition (never drop a magnet in a box of Rice Krispies!!!)

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It would have been Barry. Whee!

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Bears repeatinghttps://twitter.com/Emmanue...

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I hope a flat-earther, a phlogiston chemist and a Velikovskian are now on that board. It has obviously needed a few REAL scientists for some time.

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