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Iron Monkey's avatar

Finally, the EPA comes up with a way to increase coal consumption and bring back all those deep seam mining jobs in Kentucky, West Virginia, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Always liked how Dr. Smith used Will as a human shield. Even child me thought Will's parents were idiots for letting him go off alone with Dr. Smith.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

The panic button got stuck on the first day.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

If they're concerned about conflicts of interest, I hear there's a doozy in the White House.

whitroth's avatar

And hey, just for a clean sweep, the Interior Dept is suspending something like 200 of its advisory boards. "We don' need any o' that advisory stuff, we'll just pull shit out of our asses...."

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Gotta do something to pay off those student loans.

willi0000000's avatar

you don't fool me . . . you just want to be able to say "he went to Jarred" again!

MisterShoebox's avatar

Is the middle guy supposed to be Bill Cipher?

MynameisBlarney's avatar

Heh...Illuminati, I think.

andyshelt's avatar

I never tire of this Isaac Asimov quote and have posted it before but it seems particularly relevant on this thread as the ignorant anti-science Idiocracy continues to strengthen its grip under Trump's rule. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Scooby's avatar

I understand, science often gets in my way too.

Dr. Rags's avatar

And iron filings for extra nutrition (never drop a magnet in a box of Rice Krispies!!!)

Dr. Rags's avatar

It would have been Barry. Whee!

Dr. Rags's avatar

Bears repeatinghttps://twitter.com/Emmanue...

Keith Taylor's avatar

I hope a flat-earther, a phlogiston chemist and a Velikovskian are now on that board. It has obviously needed a few REAL scientists for some time.