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Victor James Trumper's avatar

SAVING THE COUNTRY FROM TRUMP

If you want to get rid of Donald Trump then we have to get the Democrats the majority.

Make sure you vote for Democrat representatives in 2026. OTHERWISE TRUMP AND HIS CORRUPT NETWORK WILL CONTINUE THEIR DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA

FOR NOW ——-///-

Everyone has to educate their congress representatives and senators about Trump raping women and children. Write letters and emails to your state congress representatives and senators.

There are a few representatives that don't know how evil/corrupt Trump and his network actually are. Almost all of the republicans know. They are just such lowlifes that they are worried about losing their jobs once everyone finds out.

THE EPSTEIN/TRUMP FILES HAVE TO BE RELEASED.

H.R. 4405, the Epstein Files Transparency Act has to get the majority vote for that to happen.

Don’t let the Republican representatives convince you they voted for this. THAT’S A LIE. They voted for H.R. 668 intended to clear Trump’s name from the actual files.

Republicans are nothing more than paid voters

THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY

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Tessie's avatar

Yeah, no; they're gonna need a bigger laser pointer to distract us from this particular bag of catnip.

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Tessie's avatar

How bad IS this shit, that they've actually stopped taking a sledgehammer to what's left of America to cover it up?

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Regret's avatar

Hey now, Trump is an ephebophile, not a pedophile. He has said that 12 years old is too young for him! Well, technically he said 12 year old is the upper age limit but he probably didn't hear the question right. (Howard Stern, 2006)

And he told an 8-10 year old kid he would be dating her (her friend of similar age) in ten years. (Entertainment Tonight, 1992) So see? Technically not a pedophile!

Excuse me, I need to go wash the filth off my soul.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"The joint statement of the FBI and DOJ of July 6 remains as accurate today as when it was written."

Yep, EXACTLY as accurate now as then...

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Goonemeritus's avatar

SQUIRREL!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

"This Department of Justice" shies away from any truths Trump doesn't want exposed.

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

A Repub is leading the charge to release the Epstein papers. Methinks there is a hint of erythrocytes in an aqueous media that have interacted with Piscatorial sensory organs.

Marinates on that one for a spell.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Exposure to a high electromotive potential gap from a Voltaic pile would be preferable.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

There is but one mystery surrounding Sir and that is how an obviously, overtly, completely corrupt, deluded, self-aggrandizing, incapable pervert could convince even the most purely accepting, loving, sweetest Golden Retriever puppy to momentarily think anything but the worst of him a split second before thinking even worse.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"some files about Grace Coolidge’s naughty pet raccoon"

Those of us West-coasters of a certain age will remember the pets of a different "Cal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iFlPiZnEag

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Buddy of mine worked there, said to never Go See Cal. He bought lemons cheap and marketed the crap out of them.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

And Cheech and Chong parodied him as "El Monte Slim" in this widely acclaimed clip right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZA1ggQ0yyA

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"Go see Cal, go see Cal, GO SEE CAL!"

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Hank Napkin's avatar

He should have run for President 🥲!

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Amazing, fucking amazing, the projection from the right against the left that *we all* are the pedos. SM(Mf-in')H

Thanks Lady Marcie of Jones for your immaculate prose, and additional thanks to Lord Evan of Hurst for keeping a running list of the abusers on the right and within the "members of the cloth" who keep (unsurprisingly) getting caught with their metaphoric hands in the cookie jar. [Ewwww, even hiding the truth under the metaphor I need to take a shower to get the truth off of me🤮]

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Well, Jon Stewart pulled zero punches last night in his monologue. Went after the Epstein shit and the "Look Squirrel" shit. He was clever and he better hope rage yam doesn't see it.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

At times the Napkin feels that Stewart, Oliver, Colbert, et al are -- albeit unwillingly -- part of the distraction. In ten years of speaking Truth to Power, Power has done nothing but aggregate more and more and more Power.

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Kinda late for a redemption tour, there Jon . . .

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Since Repukian congress has proven itself in the Age of Dump Deuce to be nothing more than a rubber stamp cult perhaps they should extend their summer recess permanently and just not come back. EFFICIENCY!!!! SAVINGS!!!!

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Kay Martinez's avatar

The girlfriends were the ageless enigmas (unscrambled=gamines, somebody pointed out. A word Trump might not know but Jeff & Ghislaine surely would) But otherwise 👍🏻

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MorganX's avatar

OZZY ----> Gone. Jesus just announced it!!

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Ozzy was supposed

to live forever!!!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Gawd damned GUTTING, isn't it?

I am sitting here bawling my head off. I just when downstairs and woke up paul to tell him.

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MorganX's avatar

I'm sorry, Skep. Not hitting me like that. But I'm sorry!

I'm mostly amazed Jesus just announced it on the God Pod.

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gallbladder's avatar

God's looking pretty buff.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

So you've seen my summer weather report, then. Fortunately, humidity is no longer at 97%.

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