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He must have heard about their Thundercocks from the incel sub-category of his support base, and obligingly responded to the alpha threat.

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He stayed at a Hilton? Well, there's your problem right there.

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School must be out.

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Humor is such a subjective thing.

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His crew of Trumpanzee stooges grows smaller and smaller with each passing day. Fortunately, Jared, famous for some of the worst decisions to come out of this administration (lookin' at you, Comey), remains.

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And I just sunk my life savings into a chain of kimchi restaurants in anticipation of all the North Korean tourists.

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Honestly I think it's an adult. Just a very childish and immature one.

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North Korea is claiming the US has declared war on them and is vowing to shoot down planes. Fuckity, fuck, fucking, fuck

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And Puerto Rico, home of 3.5 million AMERICAN CITIZENS, has been virtually obliterated.

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An island that he can't be bothered to notice has been utterly wiped out.

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So that's been taken care of.

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It's disconcerting that all this upheaval is the product of a single dotard's brain. You can see such a brain in action in the PBS Vietnam War documentary... then it was LBJ killing people and lying. It don't never end.

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What are the odds when the trump trial begins that some of our jets will slightly slip into NK airspace?

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Or Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan?

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Hey - I loved The Howling III - The Marsupials ! I also loved 1,2 and 4 ( The Last Howling?).

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Gustavo!

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