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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Geez, well, sure - when you put it that way it sounds terrible.

ahughes798's avatar

Excepting sportsball players, of course.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Get her drunk, screw her in the butt, and send her home in her underwear in a cab driven by a Jamaican with major dreads.

gingerwentworth1's avatar

We only want what is best for him-- to get him away from these longings he has for corrupt conservative women with timid jewelry.

SmogMonster's avatar

This is the worst joke I have every laughed at.

YaJagoff's avatar

In trumps case, MBA means My Big Ass.

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

There is that, also too....

I'm guessing it's a net positive, though, but awfully hard to measure directly.

RawrIhavePi's avatar

Slightly off topic, but I always think of that song with Kylo Ren from the new Star Wars series. Like, he seems exactly the type who should be playing that on repeat in his bedroom while writing bad "deep" poetry about how no one understands him, rather than trying to be like his granddaddy.

RawrIhavePi's avatar

But when they move back, the people who stayed there see their person come back a changed person and decide that's proof that colleges really are brainwashing teens into liberal beliefs. D;

gingerwentworth1's avatar

Your father and I want you to go to conversion therapy so you can become gay.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Self loathing is one hell of a thing. Damn it! I think it's the combination of the Stepford Wife smile and money. I don't know. I fear for my soul.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Good god, I know it's wrong. But, fuck! I think it's the Stepford wife smile and glazed look.

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

The Gashlycrumb TrumpiesI is for Ivanka who drowned in a lake (with votes)https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

MIT freshman students get pass/no record first semester, and A/B/C/no record second semester. Otherwise the Charles river fills up with depressed smart hothouse flowers. It's tough when you aren't the smartest person in the room anymore and 17 years old.