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Geez, well, sure - when you put it that way it sounds terrible.

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Excepting sportsball players, of course.

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Get her drunk, screw her in the butt, and send her home in her underwear in a cab driven by a Jamaican with major dreads.

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We only want what is best for him-- to get him away from these longings he has for corrupt conservative women with timid jewelry.

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This is the worst joke I have every laughed at.

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In trumps case, MBA means My Big Ass.

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There is that, also too....

I'm guessing it's a net positive, though, but awfully hard to measure directly.

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Slightly off topic, but I always think of that song with Kylo Ren from the new Star Wars series. Like, he seems exactly the type who should be playing that on repeat in his bedroom while writing bad "deep" poetry about how no one understands him, rather than trying to be like his granddaddy.

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But when they move back, the people who stayed there see their person come back a changed person and decide that's proof that colleges really are brainwashing teens into liberal beliefs. D;

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Thanks. I'll try not to.

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Your father and I want you to go to conversion therapy so you can become gay.

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Self loathing is one hell of a thing. Damn it! I think it's the combination of the Stepford Wife smile and money. I don't know. I fear for my soul.

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Good god, I know it's wrong. But, fuck! I think it's the Stepford wife smile and glazed look.

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The Gashlycrumb TrumpiesI is for Ivanka who drowned in a lake (with votes)https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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MIT freshman students get pass/no record first semester, and A/B/C/no record second semester. Otherwise the Charles river fills up with depressed smart hothouse flowers. It's tough when you aren't the smartest person in the room anymore and 17 years old.

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Japan too

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