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Amezed's avatar

Can we make this about Rob? I worked for him for years, an exemplary human. Among other achievements, he helped pass the act that allowed gay people to marry: no small thing. People across the aisle love his work, this is a chance to reclaim swing voters. Dumping Trump would be Mr. Reiner's best legacy

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Many supporters like her have been turned off by seeing what was once a full calendar of rallies in Middle America replaced with opulent events with business leaders, deal-signings with billionaires and travel abroad

Seriously? The rallies? They still on about how good it felt to flock with the cult faithful at the stupid rallies?

God these people are friggin broken

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It wasn't about Chump. It was about being a part of something. Those people show up early, show off their fasch trash and buy new shit from the dealers. MAGA's closer to Deadheads without the good drugs and good music.

They leave halfway through his speech because they've already put in a full day, and once they get enough of a fix of the golden oldies, they're good.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Trump can only be managing to continue topping himself by having a team of Nobel laurate scientists working around the clock coming with new dick moves.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I keep forgetting to ask: How long has Codename : Shambles been married to Eva?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Mitchell told him that his base wanted to see him 'smash the oligarchy, not be the oligarchy.'”

As American political wisdom goes, perhaps the only phrase that may top "Follow the money" is "There's a sucker born every minute."

Robert Eckert's avatar

The birthrate of suckers has accelerated significantly since Barnum's day.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

like, he was a billionaire. wtf, did they think he was gonna smash himself?

Free beach's avatar

I’m not holding my breath. The ones still on are just as sick if not more sick than him.

Karen G's avatar

Looking for someone who would defend this post... Markwayne Mullins of OK never ceases to disappoint...he said in an interview that it wasn't a bad comment. Way to Markwayne... straight to hell!

Free beach's avatar

I’m sure puppy killer noem is ok too

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The delusion in MAGA is strong. To suggest that they are typically the nice ones whereas the lefties are the mean ones especially about Charlie Kirk is delusional. They are deeply upset because lefties pointed out all the mean things Charlie Kirk said and by repeating his words, we are the worst people in the world. The level of upsetedness is reflective of them hating to be reminded what a real prick Kirk was. But with their wall of delusion, they've actually convinced themselves that this is true. That somehow, we are the ones that are cruel and lack empathy. They have zero memory of their behavior about Paul Pelosi. Who? Wut? Which brings us to that final MAGAt who believed that trump was going to go against the oligarchs. I can't even wrap my head around where they might have gotten that idea. No sign of it in his first administration. No sign of it during the campaign when he asked the oil companies to give him a billion dollars. You can't reach people who have built a castle of dumb around their own bodies.

So Very Tired's avatar

Rob Reiner’s obituary is not the one I wanted to see.

Free beach's avatar

My thought was the same as when John Lennon was killed. Who would want to kill this guy?

Hank Napkin's avatar

Can I rely on the Wonkette team to spare me from watching / listening to tomorrow's Surprise Address to the Nation by Your Favorite President? I assume 1) The Golden Archway; 2) The Ballroom; 3) MOAR TARIFFS WORKING BEAUTIFULLY!!; 4) MOAR Perfect MRIS; 5) $500.00 Healthcare Voucher; 6) Oh by the way War With Venezuela!!!

Amirite or Amirite?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

He'll always go lower. It's a very large portion of his personality.

Hank Napkin's avatar

May The Curse of the Swelling Ass Be Upon Him : "For each Lie He Will Tell Shall Enlarge Further His Buttocks. First One Cheek, Then The Other, To Remain in Asymmetry For All Time, Thereby Making Sitting Down Sort of Uncomfortable."

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Perhaps let the curse spread to his cankles?

Hank Napkin's avatar

"As far as Trump is concerned Trump knows what Derangemeant meant, Derangement. Nobody does Deranged like Trump does Deranged. It's named after me, Trumpf but drop the 'f', that's my name and scrambled with anger, you can spell from those letters. Danger too they call it. From those letters. 'Deranged'."

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Rob Reiner achieved real success in the entertainment industry. Trump did not. And Trump knows it.

Rob Reiner achieved his success in the entertainment industry by NOT abusing & denigrating others. He worked hard for it and he was creative.

Trump’s achievements in the entertainment industry were based on abusing, denigrating and hurting others. Trump confuses notoriety with artistic accomplishments.

But, hey , Trump has a powerful, corrupt money machine which he created and brings him millions of dollars per day. And, now he has a ship load of a million plus barrels of oil to sell and pocket the money.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I can't wait until he tells us that Nicholas Maduro is making a sizeable donation to the construction of the Ballroom.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

El Chapo will beat him to the line

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I think the point he was making was that his critics should expect to be murdered.

Jim Worth's avatar

That's the amazing thing about Trump, isn't it? Every time we think we've hit rock bottom, the floor of the cave collapses and a half dozen miners fall to their doom. The depths of the new bottom will be carefully charted, but their bodies will never be found

SethTriggs's avatar

The bar is in the fucking Moho and he still manages to ooze under it.

Free beach's avatar

I really don’t care. Do you?

Marycat2021's avatar

Just how much sicker does Trump have to get before he's removed via the 25th Amendment?

Free beach's avatar

Past Charlie Manson sick.

Marycat2021's avatar

Yes. He's almost there - he's letting Hegseth order murders.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can't see him carving a swastika in his forehead.

Robert Eckert's avatar

He has always been worse than Manson. Manson had some artistic abilities, and was not a pedophile, and his cult killed far fewer people.