Back in college I had a smart, hard working girlfriend who did her best to get into a top law school and just barely made it. Then I look at these bumbling dipshits like Blanche and I think “where did this dumb fuck get his jd, Sears?”
I was doing 75 mph in a school zone. the only reason I was stopped was because of my Trump bumper sticker. I demand 50 K in compensation and total immunity from all traffic laws for me and all of my descendants FOREVER!!!
Remember back in the good old days when we refreshed for trial updates all the time and they were like “Blanche is really struggling to tie this argument together” and “the judge seems skeptical of Blanche’s argument” and “Trump looks mad” and “the jurors are paying rapt attention” and “if convicted, Trump could face”? God I miss those times.
Ta, Evan. Shades of Boof Kavanaugh. Once we take back Congress and the Senate, I never again want to hear the term weaponize, especially pertaining to justice.
Dear Mr. Bland: do you think you would be the acting attorney general of the United States of America if you were not, at some point, Donald Trump's personal lawyer?
I hate how stupid these people are when they try to be smart. Like this idiot clearly trying to say that the law doesn't allow for people to anticipate actions. If no slush fund existed, no one could make claims that were one to exist, they would use that money to pay their victims. Or their stupid numerology, where if you use a number that has an alternate meaning, you've proven how cool you are.
DOJ isn't constitutional. It came about to help enforce the 14th Amendment. It's not a terrible idea to gut the Executive branch, and not in a Dogey way. Presidential power is way way beyond what the Framers had in mind. And if that hamstrings a future not-Trump for whom I vote, I'm okay with it.
Oh. New nickname. Fluffer Blanche nice
"It will be 100 years, if ever, before the United States has a Justice Department that anyone can take seriously."
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Fuck, we'll be a century getting back to where we were in October 2024, if ever.
"anybody in this country is eligible to apply if they believe they're a victim of --"
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You know, I think we're all victims of some sort of... thing... and we should come out of this with *at LEAST* a new car or something.
Anyway, me some too.
Back in college I had a smart, hard working girlfriend who did her best to get into a top law school and just barely made it. Then I look at these bumbling dipshits like Blanche and I think “where did this dumb fuck get his jd, Sears?”
I wonder what "rules" will prevent Abrego Garcia, James Comey and Trish James from cashing in?
I was doing 75 mph in a school zone. the only reason I was stopped was because of my Trump bumper sticker. I demand 50 K in compensation and total immunity from all traffic laws for me and all of my descendants FOREVER!!!
Da fluffinator….fluffarony….fluffs deep and gud
Remember back in the good old days when we refreshed for trial updates all the time and they were like “Blanche is really struggling to tie this argument together” and “the judge seems skeptical of Blanche’s argument” and “Trump looks mad” and “the jurors are paying rapt attention” and “if convicted, Trump could face”? God I miss those times.
Ta, Evan. Shades of Boof Kavanaugh. Once we take back Congress and the Senate, I never again want to hear the term weaponize, especially pertaining to justice.
I think they get it from video games. A lot of shit gets blowed up in those.
Dear Mr. Bland: do you think you would be the acting attorney general of the United States of America if you were not, at some point, Donald Trump's personal lawyer?
Ooh, that is good.
Caption for that head pic: Todd Blanche auditions for the role of Napoleon in the live action version of 𝘈𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘮.
CONSPIRACISTS, START YOUR ENGINES!
Todd, misspelled German word for "dead" +
Blanche, a paralyzed Joan Crawford in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" =????
'Fluff the magic dragon, who lives by the sea.....'
I think you mean "lives by the see"
I strongly suspects that Todd Blanche's wife laughs at him behind his back and disparages his sexual proficiency when out with her friends.
"...when engaging in group sex with her friends."
I hate how stupid these people are when they try to be smart. Like this idiot clearly trying to say that the law doesn't allow for people to anticipate actions. If no slush fund existed, no one could make claims that were one to exist, they would use that money to pay their victims. Or their stupid numerology, where if you use a number that has an alternate meaning, you've proven how cool you are.
DOJ isn't constitutional. It came about to help enforce the 14th Amendment. It's not a terrible idea to gut the Executive branch, and not in a Dogey way. Presidential power is way way beyond what the Framers had in mind. And if that hamstrings a future not-Trump for whom I vote, I'm okay with it.