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The movie was better.

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This is most likely the problem

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I quite like the suggestion of Russell Coit as the next PM. The Jacinda Arden and Rick Astley memes are hilarious

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It could have been worse! Dutton could have won.

I've actually met Bill Shorten, briefly, and while I can't say he impresses me as much as your average possum, he's at least not criminally insane. So there's that going for our likely next PM.

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GESTATE THAT TURKEY

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President Paul Ryan interesting.

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What's the Statute of Limitations for campaign finance violations?

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I just hope that happens before the impeachment. Otherwise itll be part 2 of a 2-part series of bullshit

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There's probably some of that. I hear therapy can help.

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Actually my impression is that Dolt45 hasn't a clue as to what the word "recuse" means.

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Ireland. Our Taoiseach is Leo Varadkar, an out gay man who is the son of an immigrant. It's too bad he's the leader of the snobby centre-right party (as opposed to the pretend-to-give-shit-about-farmers centre-right party).

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The Godfather, "God forbid he should be struck by lightning..."

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Anyone who still believes anything out of Trumps mouth is going to need cult style deprogramming when this mess is over.

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Thank you, Evan! I love you, Wonkette!

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This is some mighty fine writing, Mr. Hurst! You’re like Rachel Maddow, but funny, and with the absolutely necessary swear words. JFC, this fucker and his minions can’t be convicted soon enough, IMO...

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[Sorry, missed the “Vice”]

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