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Yes!!!!!!

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I like A Prairie Home Companion's suggestion that he started his campaign on a lark, but wants to quit and can't stop."Why do you think I'm saying all these awful things? I try insulting war heroes and somehow my poll numbers go up! Ya gotta help me, Mr. Noir!"

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Or how about we don't legitimate ludicrous right-wing conspiracy theories by indulging in equally ludicrous discredited left-wing conspiracy theories. Unlike Florida in 2000, W. legitimately won Ohio in 2004.

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Hehe, I helped anonymous with that. Project ORCA? Project DOA more like. Fun times.

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Reminded me of their 2001 parody: "Stewardess I could have sworn someone just threw a bone at this spaceship"

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I love eating chicken so I am ignoring the abomination you have created....

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So it turns out Donnie CAN read polls and draw conclusions from them.

And he obviously sees the handwriting on the wall: Sorry Don, you're going to lose and you are going to lose in a BIG way.

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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True dat. He's a study in the Tedium of Outrage.

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"201 Min. of Space Idiocy"! Kid and I watched the original last week and I kept remembering lines from MAD.

In orbit around Jupiter: "My god, what is it?" "It looks like the box the UN Building came in!"

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Obviously they confused you with Catstro.

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Which I am positive they will do. Let's pencil that in for August 35th, 2217, shall we?

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Roger Stone's definition of voter fraud: black and brown folks being allowed to vote

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The Ohio vote-counting servers crashed around 11:00 PM on election day, both in 2004 and in 2012. In 2004 they came back up showing the notorious "red shift". In 2012, the red shift didn't happen, and Rove's acting-out looked pretty suspicious in light of Anonymous' claim to have blocked his hack. Of course, there is no conclusive evidence, because there is really no way to independently audit our privatized vote-counting system (what a concept). Let's all watch real close to see what happens this time.

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Long term memory is really scary, isn't it?

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Her additional chins are holding it all in.

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Albanian virgins? I thought it was Albino virgins. Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

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