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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Trump certainly won't, it is essentially the same deal Iran complied with before Trump walked.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Ah Campion and Lugg, they didn't make enough of those shows.

Jo Mathie's avatar

It's sad but true. In the space of what seems like five hundred years but isn't, no country trusts the USA. It's amazing how Trump has alienated even America's closest allies in so little time. My American online friends are practically in tears at what has happened to their country.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Hassan Rouhani, Kim Jung-Un and Putin do not fear your hell.

chronozoan's avatar

Peter Navarro couldn't get a job in the mail room of Goldman Sachs

rtpoeman's avatar

Thanks for pointing that out!

Thurman Munster IV's avatar

There's nothing that Tom can't explain.

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

So where is Dolt 45 going to put his newest Trump Tower, on a North Korean beach or in Pyongyang? Because that's what this is about--a business deal for The Donald, and a photo op for his mouth-breathing sycophants in trailer parks. Does anyone with operational brain cells actually think he gives a flying fuck about denuclearization? Hell, no. NK is a yuuuuge untapped market for places for President Shitstain to plaster his name all over.

Summer is usually my favorite time of the year, but November can't get here fast enough. And please, Mr. Mueller, hurry up!

Regret's avatar

Yep, Kim is going to come out of this as one of the winners.

Regret's avatar

Even better: High fructose corn syrup and all products containing said substance.

Regret's avatar

Patriot is a dangerous term in civil war, both sides believe they are the patriots.

Regret's avatar

Nope. Get your soldiers out of other countries first. Warmongers don't deserve peace.

phoenix00's avatar

He won before AF1 went wheels-down at SIN.

javadavis's avatar

"There's a special place in hell for any foreign leader that engages in bad-faith diplomacy with ..." I heard that much and thought he was maybe talking about Trump. And then it turned out he was talking about Trump, but not in a good way.

Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

America has a long tradition of only warring on those who can't fight back on equal terms.

javadavis's avatar

We are gonna have to fix the voting first. The voting has been hacked for years and there seems to be more interest in ensuring that we have confidence in the 'democratic process' then in actually making that process something to have confidence in.We are gonna have to fix the money in politics that helps get these bozos elected in the second place, gets the vote close enough to steal.We are gonna have to fix the health care system first. We are gonna have to fix the infiltration of white nationalists into our police forces first. We are gonna have to fix our journalism integrity first. We are gonna have to fix the internal division of our country into warring tribes (all the better for the oligarchy for us to fight amongst ourselves rather than recognizing the real problems.It is really looking like an episode of hoarders, where all of the neglect of civilized necessities has built up into a pile of crap that is right now falling over and smothering the occupants. Sorry about all the vermin our trash has been feeding. Any chance of sending in UN help? Maybe keep elections at least pretending to be on the level?